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Stevie Independentist

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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:14 pm Post subject: Anti PC corner. |
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If you'd like to say something that's amusing or true and are afraid of the PC mob, then this is the place. Nothing horrible please...
_________________ Every man dies, not every man really lives.
Alba gu brāth!
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Stevie Independentist

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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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To kick off the Anti PC corner :
For all those sassenachs who think the hairy haggis is not a real live animal.
The evident answer to this nonsense is Susan Boyle.
Still her singing's passable if you like that sort of thing.
Not my cup of tea. _________________ Every man dies, not every man really lives.
Alba gu brāth!
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Stevie Independentist

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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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Not actually intending to attack Scots but is Andy Murray a miserable git or what?
He does have a cute girlfriend though.
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Stevie Independentist

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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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Is it just me or does Magrahi sound a bit like a Scottish surname. _________________ Every man dies, not every man really lives.
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Stevie Independentist

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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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Magrahi's lentil soup.
Magrahi's shortbead and oatcakes.
Magrahi's haggis... och, that's another thread isn't it.
Definitely Scottish. _________________ Every man dies, not every man really lives.
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Lord Pitsligo This is Ma' Life!

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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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Women, eh?
Lesbians more like. Bloody lot of them. _________________ Caledonia's been everything I've ever had...
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Stevie Independentist

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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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You wish. _________________ Every man dies, not every man really lives.
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Stevie Independentist

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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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Intellectually challenged... isn't that just a complicated way of saying, 'He's a 'dumb b*****d'. _________________ Every man dies, not every man really lives.
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Fidget Standing in a Council Ward
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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yes.. in the same way as 'the refuse technician' is a complicated way of saying 'the binman'.  |
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Lord Pitsligo This is Ma' Life!

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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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Send em back, that's what I say. Its not like any of them work. _________________ Caledonia's been everything I've ever had...
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Stevie Independentist

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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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Traffic wardens, is it a real honest to goodness service to society or is it rather the county council's way of doubling their revenue by reaming the innocent motorist.
It's hard to really make a reasoned decision with a giant traffic cone inserted in one's arse.
I wonder what one would do if one saw a traffic warden in serious distress (I'll leave the distress to your imagination).
I personally would film it and watch it over and over and over again. _________________ Every man dies, not every man really lives.
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magister ludi Gaining a Reputation

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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:43 am Post subject: |
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Lord Pitsligo This is Ma' Life!

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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:26 am Post subject: |
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| Stevie wrote: |
I wonder what one would do if one saw a traffic warden in serious distress (I'll leave the distress to your imagination).
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Admire my handiwork. _________________ Caledonia's been everything I've ever had...
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Stevie Independentist

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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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My favourite bit of the film 'Lock, stock and two smoking barrels' was when the various heroes and villains discovered a traffic warden in their van and they beat him up... maybe I can watch that over and over and over again.
Does anyone like traffic wardens?
If you are a traffic warden or you are married to one that doesn't count. _________________ Every man dies, not every man really lives.
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Lord Pitsligo This is Ma' Life!

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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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Does anyone like traffic wardens?
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Your local council's treasurer. _________________ Caledonia's been everything I've ever had...
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Stevie Independentist

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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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Indeed... wasn't thinking about the lower than the lowest of the low.
The veritable godfather of the creature known as the traffic warden.
Well spotted your lordship.
Okay, apart from the scum in the machine, does anybody else like traffic wardens?
I don't think so. _________________ Every man dies, not every man really lives.
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Reluctant Hero Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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Anyone watch Have I Got News For You tonight?
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Stevie Independentist

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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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Didn't see it, what did he say? _________________ Every man dies, not every man really lives.
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magister ludi Gaining a Reputation

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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:24 am Post subject: |
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| I think he touched a nerve. |
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Reluctant Hero Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:31 am Post subject: |
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| magister ludi wrote: | | I think he touched a nerve. |
Who? Portillo or Neil? 
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