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Stevie
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 Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:05 pm Post subject: Quote of the day. |
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Coffee keeps the world going, tea keeps it civilized.
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Stevie
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Capitalism has grown out of society and society has outgrown capitalism.
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magister ludi
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Stevie
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Good one.
She's as crazy as a bag full of cats.
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magister ludi
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She's as crazy as a bag full of cats. |
Off topic I know but that reminds me of a useful domestic tip for chaps that don't clean the cludgie.
Squirt some deteregent into the cludge,
Add 1 cat,
Shut lid (quickly),
Hold down lid,
Flush.
This even works well in hard water areas where limescale deposits are a problem.
However, my personal recommendation would be that some precautions are taken before executing this effective cleaning & descaling procedure, in particular, LEAVE THE LAVATORY DOOR OPEN; you do not want to find yourself locked in a small room with the cat immediately upon its release. |
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Stevie
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| Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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a)
Religion is the thief of choice and responsibility.
b)
The big guy has a very bad temper and a quite peculiar sense of humour... piss him off and you might just find yourself on the business end of a mighty and humongous meteor.
DON'T DROP LITTER
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It's an odd superbeing that collects foreskins.
d)
My God's better than yours.
e)
Many Gods make light work.
f)
Religion is organised servitude.
I quite like b) but overall 'Religion is poison' is my favourite quote about religion.
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landg
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men are beasts but sometimes that's what you like about them.
i'm offended by that. |
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landg
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as mad as a bag of snakes.copyright, bill bryson.
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