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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:37 am    Post subject: Things the Doctor says to YOU!!! Reply with quote

I just got given the all-clear from my doc at last. I can return to work after many months of invalidity since that bloody car crash near took me away from you all.

So I'm going off on short a holiday to celebrate.  Very Happy   Monaco.  I promised myself while I was laid up.  I can hear the Baccarat tables calling me even now!

Meanwhile, you poor peasants can come up with all sorts of "All Clear"s your doc gives you that makes you happy.

Like Mairead being told no more wrinkles will form ... cos there's no space for them.

Or Macnumpty can get a girlfriend cos he's on the turn!

Or Carol being given a mirror that makes her look 36-24-36!

You getting the idea??  Get creative ....

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

if I was that size you could've fitted me into your suitcase  Very Happy

It's great that you're finally mended (body parts that is, I think they forgot about the grey matter and I don't mean your age!)

I'm going to miss you BA  Crying or Very sad

still I can't complain I've got Macnumpts to keep me company  Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey BA., That's great news. So pleased you are fighting fit again. Have a wonderful holiday. We'll all miss you while you are gone.
By the way, it's not wrinkles I have, just laughter lines dear Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent news, BA. Just remember to put Baldrick on 'Black' at the roulette table. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two Paracetamols and a glass of milk!!!  All round cure  for all ails I think
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a great holiday. Spent time with my old buddy. Lost a lot in the Casino ... but it's only money!  

Let's see what the doc tells me tomorrow. My all clear should get the final all clear!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

best of luck BA, we think you're back on form  Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh I am!  You betcha!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy

hell mend your peasants!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell and all the furies reborn!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you could never be any worse than what you were before your hols  Razz In fact you're such a sweetie I could wrap you up and eat you  Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're off the meds, aren't you???
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

expand on what you're referring to  Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I said it all ... and everyone will understand.  Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

as if people would ever believe you BA  Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Except you ............ obviously!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aye right!  no chance, you might be real behind the pseudo but upfront you're a fake
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And thus the eternally confused remain muddled!  Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I take you with a pinch of salt BA, no-one can take you seriously   Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Salt is not good for you!  Neither is your opinion. Cease and desist!
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