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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:55 am    Post subject: Things you say to the doctor ... Reply with quote

Had the old quack around to check up on me this morning. He said (quite nonchalantly), "How's your sex-life?"

I replied, "I'm sick ... not dead!"

Laughing  Laughing

Good one, eh? Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What! Sick of your sex life? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And can you tell us exactly where ... or when ... you lost your sense of humour???
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lost it. Not me, I hope I can keep hold of that till I fall off my perch. A sense of humour is most important to me. When I can no longer  have a laugh, I'll happily go to the big wherever.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make arrangements ...... soon .... cos you've definitely lost it, Mairead. See your doctor and ask if it's the meds.  Could be for all you know!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Something to say to the Doctor? That's easy:


EX-TER-MI-NATE!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes ... but you have to give the doctor's initial question to you ... your response ... and his reply to that ... which is redundant in this case Macnumpty, since all your doc would be  saying is "AAAAAARRGGHH!!"
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

True, but then he would regenerate into a different actor, and who knows what would happen?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Errr .... call me daft if you like, but ...  I don't think that process happens with every doctor .... and certainly not the medical ones .... well, not like the ones this thread was meant discuss.

You are quite the headcase, aren't you, Macnumpters???
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I wish to subvert the thread. So there! Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Call you daft Blackadder! certainly. Anything to oblige. You are plain daft. Howzzat Very Happy  Very Happy  Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You may call me it, but I don't have to take notice of the witless fools who take up the call without thinking things through.

Now subversion I understand.  You carry on subverting, Macnumpty.  Your details are now with my friends in MI6.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My details are no use to MI6... I'm an internal threat so it's MI5 you want. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes I thought so too .... but it seems you've been referred to MI6. Do you have any foreign cousins in Germany, or Russia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan or worse ... the USA???
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I've got some family in Birmingham but it's the one over here, so that doesn't count. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what YOU think!!!  They're marginally worse there than in Alabama!  Have you met any Brummies???
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, I can go with that... the part of my family from round there are the ones with the craziest stories when we all meet up. Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have relatives in in the Manchester area (no, not any of the USA ones)!  They're all fairly suspect as well. They must've imported faulty genes into the family at some point.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Manchester... hmmm... a friend of mine hails from Manchester, and I need a phrasebook or interpreter to communicate with her. As she would say, "It pecks me ****in 'ead!"
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You think they're bad??  Try talking with a couple Nookies. About as intelligible as Linear Script B.
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