Stevie
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Anti PC corner.If you'd like to say something that's amusing or true and are afraid of the PC mob, then this is the place. Nothing horrible please...
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Stevie
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To kick off the Anti PC corner :
For all those sassenachs who think the hairy haggis is not a real live animal.
The evident answer to this nonsense is Susan Boyle.
Still her singing's passable if you like that sort of thing.
Not my cup of tea.
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Stevie
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Not actually intending to attack Scots but is Andy Murray a miserable git or what?
He does have a cute girlfriend though.
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Stevie
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Is it just me or does Magrahi sound a bit like a Scottish surname.
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Stevie
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Magrahi's lentil soup.
Magrahi's shortbead and oatcakes.
Magrahi's haggis... och, that's another thread isn't it.
Definitely Scottish.
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Lord Pitsligo
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Women, eh?
Lesbians more like. Bloody lot of them.
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Stevie
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You wish.
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Stevie
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Intellectually challenged... isn't that just a complicated way of saying, 'He's a 'dumb b*****d'.
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Fidget
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yes.. in the same way as 'the refuse technician' is a complicated way of saying 'the binman'. 
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Lord Pitsligo
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Send em back, that's what I say. Its not like any of them work.
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Stevie
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Traffic wardens, is it a real honest to goodness service to society or is it rather the county council's way of doubling their revenue by reaming the innocent motorist.
It's hard to really make a reasoned decision with a giant traffic cone inserted in one's arse.
I wonder what one would do if one saw a traffic warden in serious distress (I'll leave the distress to your imagination).
I personally would film it and watch it over and over and over again.
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magister ludi
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Lord Pitsligo
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| Stevie wrote: |
I wonder what one would do if one saw a traffic warden in serious distress (I'll leave the distress to your imagination).
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Admire my handiwork.
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Stevie
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My favourite bit of the film 'Lock, stock and two smoking barrels' was when the various heroes and villains discovered a traffic warden in their van and they beat him up... maybe I can watch that over and over and over again.
Does anyone like traffic wardens?
If you are a traffic warden or you are married to one that doesn't count.
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Lord Pitsligo
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| Stevie wrote: |
Does anyone like traffic wardens?
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Your local council's treasurer.
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Stevie
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Indeed... wasn't thinking about the lower than the lowest of the low.
The veritable godfather of the creature known as the traffic warden.
Well spotted your lordship.
Okay, apart from the scum in the machine, does anybody else like traffic wardens?
I don't think so.
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Reluctant Hero
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Anyone watch Have I Got News For You tonight?
Thought Andrew Neil took some severe anti-PC medicine!! Refering to Michael Portillo as he did
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Stevie
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Didn't see it, what did he say?
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magister ludi
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I think he touched a nerve.
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Reluctant Hero
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| magister ludi wrote: | | I think he touched a nerve. |
Who? Portillo or Neil?
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magister ludi
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Sorry RH, I misread your post. I thought you were referring to their "exchange" on Brillo's Thursday night Blue Nun Show.
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Shagpile
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Just heard a police officer in Abu Dabi, say there are problems with people not wearing seat belts.........
Didn't know one needed a seat belt on a cammel, however it reminds me of one of Tom Cowans jokes on "Off The Ball".
What goes "Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop...... BANG!"?
Answer....... "A drive-by shooting in Perth"!
Now; I Knew that....... I KNEW IT!
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