Dave Coull
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Bush, Nixon, Blair, ClintonGeorge Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who gets to leave."
George thought that sounded okay, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. Nixon kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could stay in hot water all day."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair, with a sledge hammer, and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day" commented George.
The Devil opened a third door. Inside the room, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor, with his arms tied above his head by silk ribbons, and his legs tied in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over Bill Clinton was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she became famous for.
George Bush watched this scene for a little while, and then finally he said "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil said, "Okay, Monica, you're free to go".
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