c**k up your beaver

Rinty · c**k up your beaver

Seemingly beavers are back.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7739437.stm

Aventinian

Ah, brings back fond memories of schoolboy sniggering when I found Johnie Lad, c**k Up Your Beaver in my complete works of Burns...

Stevie

Yestereen, I wed a lady fair,
And would that you believe me,
On her c**t there grows nae hair,
That’s the thing that grieves me.

It vexed me sair, it plagued me sair,
It put me in a passion,
To think that I had wed a wife,
Whose c**t was out o’ fashion.

This is a Burns collected work : hilarious even in these days of Brazilian shaved porn actresses.