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carol

Daily Digest

I've got to track my weight loss (or gain if it be the case  Confused), so where better a place than here  Wink   Truth be told I'm lazy when it comes to keeping a 'diary' tend to find what's the point as I can never find it anyway!!   The main incentive is for health reasons  Confused  The hardest thing is to get motivated as my energy levels are zapped at the best of times!!

I'm trying to reduce my caffeine although admit to having to have a kick first thing in the morning  Wink although throughout the day I intend from now on to get a bit more adventurous providing the contents in my cupboard aren't like me past their sell by date  Razz

Alcohol - I do like the occasional bottle of wine  Wink literally drank by the bottle  Razz not sure if I can reduce that once a fortnightly habit  Confused

sugar - not a sweet fanatic, although can crave choc occasionally, cakes I can be tempted with, although have been good recently.

fatty foods - tend not to eat much processed foods, junky beefburgers etc

excercise - try finding the time  Rolling Eyes

motivation - yep BA gives me that, with the odd prod from the sidelines  Razz

I'm trying to work in stones (what I'm familiar with) although I think my clinic notes are kilos  Confused  my brain doesn't quite function to conversion  Confused

starting weight 5 weeks ago was ermmmm not sure if I'm brave enough to announce it, regardless by yesterday I'd lost a kilo  Wink

Advice providing it's constructive is more than welcome  Wink
Blackadder

Hope this helpful to you Carol ...

Metric to Imperial
1 milligram [mg] = 0.0154 grain
1 gram [g] 1,000 mg = 0.0353 oz
1 kilogram [kg] 1,000g = 2.2046 lb (This is the one you want)
1 tonne [t] 1,000 kg = 0.9842 ton

Imperial to Metric
1 ounce [oz] = 437.5 grain 28.35 g
1 pound [lb] 16 oz = 0.4536 kg
1 stone 14 lb = 6.3503 kg (Also this one)
1 hundredweight [cwt] 112 lb = 50.802 kg
1 long ton (uk) 20 cwt = 1.016 tonne

For conversion all you need is a basic knowledge.

Say you're 12 stone (Imperial). Then ...

6.3503 multiplied by 12 = 76.2036 which is 76 and a quarter kilo (approx)

You have to factor in whether you are male or female, your height and age when you take account of what your BMI (body mass index) should be. You can google for BMI online and use the instant calculators to determine that.

But what they ... and doctors ... don't do, is figure in your family history and genetic disposition.  We're not ALL supposed to look like Twiggy ... OR Santa Claus!  We are supposed to be all shapes in between. We do not fit into a one-size-fits-all matrix! Nor should we!

Don't let these health-and-fitness-nazis bully you into thinking eveything you do is wrong!  We are all individuals and we are all different.

Vive le difference!!!
mairead

Carol.
Whatever you eat, try eating a child sized portion every time. That Really works.
carol

thanks BA  Wink don't think it's easy as the times tables we had to learn at school  Confused  not sure how they work the classes now, I was too thick for maths, so was put into the arithmetic class, sat my arithmetic O grade using a caculator and still failed  Shocked

I'll be counting metric in my sleep  Wink

started off with microwavable oats this morning  Razz then toast  Rolling Eyes  then took the 4yr old swimming and with having to watch him, barely managed a paddle  Confused  then soup and a chicken salad sandwich for lunch in the cafe afterwards, oh and decaf coffee - can anyone actually tell the difference?

Not sure what's next, got some strange decaf teas in the cupboard, and some birdseed kinda stuff to nibble on as well.

ugh Margaret, have tried reducing the actual size of plate just so it looks as if it's ample on it!!

Really need to excercise  Confused  may try the excercise bike later (usually survive 5mins), also got a skipping rope somehwere (just as well the downstairs floors are concrete!)


they say to drink loads of water, cleanses the body etc ugh
Red Justice

I hope this is not becoming an obseession with you Carol?  Shocked  It takes longer to loose weight as folks get older. I know I have that problem. However keep at it. Good Luck. Wink
carol

some obsession RJ!!!  nope got to do it for health reasons, thyroid, diabetes and whatever else catches up with one when you get older, i'm bordering on a few high risk areas.

BA hey old yin how bad does it get?  Razz
Blackadder

In your case ... very bad ... and I keep telling you, I'm only 42 ... hardly old, is it?
carol

do men always lie about their age  Confused
Blackadder

Ask Macnumpty!
macnumpty

Laughing

No, some of us just have an old head on young shoulders.

And let me tell you, that was some night! Wink

Anyway, Carol, good luck with the whole weight loss thing - here's a tip as well: try incorporating extra walking into your routine. My diet has on occasion been absolutely atrocious but when it was at its worst I ended up losing weight on account of the fact that I was walking an hour a day minimum. Most days it would be two hours. And that was only because I was a half-hour walk away from Uni and too cheap to get the bus! Wink

A less good way is the Abcess Diet. This involves you finding out that chewing puts you in excruciating pain, and reduces you to drinking cup-a-soups through a straw for two weeks. Still, the weight loss is remarkable... Confused
carol

I don't know Macnumpts age, although I suspect he's toyboy material
Wink unlike yourself BA  Razz

Thanks for the tips macnumpts, have tried the walking before a few years ago and it did help, although need to find the time when the weather improves  Confused  Lately if it's not ice it's rain and if it's not rain it's snow  Confused

hope to take up a monthly membership with the leisure centre in Perth (been saying that for weeks  Confused)

Thanks but no thanks to the abcess diet  Very Happy

Wasn't too healthy yesterday  Confused got plumbers in just now doing the bathroom so house is chaotic, juggling plumbers, kids, visitors etc it's grab what's easiest to make, ended up bacon butties, and the odd nibble at whatever else I could get my hands on, and with a stressful day ended up with a glass of wine (would've been a bottle but only had the remains of one  Wink)
Blackadder

Here's the best tip you'll EVER get for your diet, Carol ....... Stop Digesting!!!
carol

Smile wouldn't be normal if I didn't digest  Confused

not got a clue how the losing weight is going, have had the occasional nibble of choc eggs over the last week, had a chinese instead of a chippy  Wink had a bottle of wine over 3 nights instead on one  Wink and the exercise is non existent  Confused
Blackadder

Whatever happened to your DAILY digest, Carol?  Is it going WEEKLY or MONTHLY now?

How's the ( Very Happy sniggers Very Happy ) diet going?  Laughing  Laughing
macnumpty

Yeh, Carol, I know you're on a diet but I hope you're digesting something Wink
carol

not booked a weigh in for a few weeks, also difficult to concentrate on a 'routine' when kids are off school for a fortnight  Confused

thanks for asking BA  Wink
Blackadder

Well, the kids are back at school now.  Get into your routine, Carol.  Let's have you shedding those tons ... come on, running on the spot ... hup two three, hup two three ...  then star jumps ... then push-ups ... body twists and and finally, a three mile hike to help slim that flabby behind!

We're all with you, you know.  In spirit if not in practice.
carol

thanks BA  Wink

kids here go back to school next week
Blackadder

Thanks??  Thanks????  I was being sarcastic dammit!!! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
carol

Shocked I thought you were helping me along  Wink
Blackadder

How easily you fool yourself.  However, if you are going to give us daily updates ... let's hear how much poundage you're shedding.  Don't have us guessing.  Get those kids of yours helping you!  After all, you DID carry the ungrateful little sods for nine months without charging rent!
carol

Laughing

can't give you daily weight loss if weigh in's fornightly  Razz

can say eating healthier, less caffeine, more herbals and green tea, less nibbles, more fruit and the occasional green veg

as for excercise .......... not much  Confused can't seem to fit it in just now
Blackadder

Quote:
can't give you daily weight loss if weigh in's fornightly  


May I enquire as to why you called this thread DAILY Digest then?
carol

the whole package, not necessarily the weigh in
Blackadder

You're still not answering the question. You must be quite sprightly on your feet, since you're dancing around to avoid it! Very Happy
carol

Very Happy if I was that sprightly the wobbly bits would be falling off

my diet's fairly healthy, just lacking excercise  Confused
Blackadder

Right ... expect an exercise regimen in a few days.  And we'll expect you to stick to it.  If you donn't ... then you're just not serious enough about losing your spare half-tonne!
carol

Shocked don't work me too hard BA i'll keel over!

I fell by the wayside last night, my partner had a gig at the local British Legion, nothing worse than going to a gig when you don't know anyone, I sat like a wallflower all night, and to relieve the boredom downed a few double Morgan Spice  Rolling Eyes

I had the pleasure of sitting down to the national anthem at the end  Wink
Blackadder

How much is a few?  2?  4?  The whole bottle?
carol

Confused sufficient to say that I was still standing

healthy eating is ticking over this end, lapsing occasionally  Rolling Eyes excercise yesterday consisted of a 30 min walk in the morning and an outing in the afternoon with the 4yr old and his cycle

brekkie this morning was weetabix with bananas and milk  Wink
Blackadder

Buy yourself a small wheel on handles ... for some floor exercises ... and look up (google) floor exercises. There's tons of this stuff on the web.  You have no excuse these days ... and make time!
carol

Shocked my excercise bike knackers me after 5 mins.  I haven't the stamina, easiest just now is walking and swimming and the latter I need to try and make time for.  My energy levels are still pretty low.
Blackadder

Very sad!  Let us know how the heart attack goes, will you?
carol

Shocked hopefully not quite at that stage  Confused had to have a nap this afternoon!!   Must be old age creeping up behind me  Confused

Maybe attempt a swim tomorrow, kids are back at school so the baths will be quiet  Wink

At this rate I'll be looking like a walrus waddling down the isle  Confused

anyone watch How to look Good Naked? ......... chances for me yet!!
Blackadder

Nope ... I rather doubt it Carol.  You'll just have to get along in your old tartan plaid left to you by your great-great-great-great-granny.
carol

arisaid BA get it right!!
Blackadder

If you like.  I don't really give a toss. So I'm having a new caber cut!  Very Happy
carol

Shocked  Laughing  Laughing could say something to that  Rolling Eyes

well I finally took the plunge (and the water stayed in the pool  Wink ) purchased a membership to Perth Leisure which gives me unlimited access to various leisure activities, just home from a 30 mins swim.  When I first went to use my card the attendant asked me if I wanted the gym  Shocked
Blackadder

Shoulda said yes ... all of it!
carol

Confused it may meet your needs not mine!!

re fuel shortage, essential journey's only, so i think the swimmings restricted just now  Confused
Blackadder

The Blackadder is a fit, healthy (apart from the heidaches), good-looking individual who works out every two days. My personal trainer handle sorting out what me routine should be.
carol

he doesn't appeal to me thankfully
Blackadder

I never had intention, madam! And may I add, neither you to me either.   I'd rather turn gay. Except that Macnumpty would be after me too! Very Happy
carol

Very Happy you don't know what you're missing!!

hey weigh in today, 94.5kg  Wink she also took blood for a thyroid test, although I suspect I'm on a loser there.

diet very very healthy, very high in antioxidants, I'm drinking green tea 'til it comes out of my ears, also loads of veggie and salads, so much I'm surprised I haven't 4 legs and a bob-tail  Razz sluggish with the fruit as I'm too lazy to peel things  Rolling Eyes

exercise moderate although I'm needing to build up by energy levels, not ready for high impact stuff, swimming and walking does me just now.

so how's you're life style?
Blackadder

RICH!!!  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
carol

ccol I could do with a sugar daddy  Razz
Blackadder

Good luck in finding one while you're in your present condition then.

Can't see you getting one though!
carol

I'm not quite flat on my back BA!!!

got a phonecall earlier, had previously got a quote for life insurance, the insurance provider had followed up with a report from the doctor, damned premium doubled, beyond my reach  Confused I'd said to my agent I'm not ready to keel over yet!!!
Blackadder

I wasn't talking about you being flat on your back.

Does yor insurance require third party indemnity??  Or was that a size-ist comment your agent made??
carol

medical reasons BA, which will no doubt have a knock on effect where the weight is concerned  Confused

had a paddle this morning with the 4 yr old, hoping to go for a swim tonight.  Also got an induction for the gym next week  Rolling Eyes
Blackadder

Have you recorded ANY weight loss so far??
carol

nearly 2kgs  Confused

I'm beginning to think I may just make the best with what I've got  Wink
Blackadder

Toenail-clipping doesn't count!!
carol

Confused

you're jealous cos you can't reach yours  Razz
Blackadder

I hire people to do that for me. I ain't touching feet ... mine or anybody's. Yucch!!
carol

I kick out if anyone goes near mine!
Blackadder

Use them to go running!  That'll help you lose a ton or four!
carol

Confused BA do you want to be left with balls  Razz

I had a gym induction today  Shocked
Blackadder

Carol ... my dangly bits are quite safe from your depredations!  Of that you can be quite assured.

Have you thought about liposuction??
carol

if you've the money BA I'll find the time  Wink
Blackadder

Hell, I ain't paying!!  

You want scooped out, use the cash you've squirreled away for this wedding of yours that's coming up and just live in sin instead!
carol

you old skinflint  Confused

just started a 6 week programme at the gym, if this doesn't help the weight loss nothing will!!
Blackadder

Carol, I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend your absolute right to be beaten for it.
carol

doormats survive BA  Wink
Blackadder

Indeed they do. Give yourself a shake on the way out this morning! Smile
carol

Very Happy and you wonder why I don't take you seriously!!!

gym and swim this morning, still not quite slim  Wink
Blackadder

Gym, swim, slim ... and you still can't do limericks???
carol

if I was a male I'd say I was thick as a p****  Wink
Blackadder

Stop right there.  Whatever small ability you might have is not enough!
carol

Confused if I was on full form you'd be flattened.

energy levels are low just now, healthy eating flew out the caravan window at the weekend downed by nearly a bottle of wine  Razz was good at the time  Wink
Blackadder

There's your problem right there! You're an alkie! Very Happy
carol

a bottle of wine possibly once a fortnight does not constitute me being an alkie  Shocked
Blackadder

To a non-drinker like me ...... yes it does!   I'll send the Temperance Society round to see you, shall I??
carol

Shocked I'm not quite ready for being carted away
Blackadder

Quote:
I'm not quite ready for being carted away


That's only your (unrequired) opinion! Twisted Evil
carol

well BA just think the worst scenario would be the both of us being carted away together  Wink
Blackadder

Don't give your mind a treat!  You being sectioned is a promise as yet unfulfilled.

It would never happen to me.  I have a genius level intellect.
carol

hey BA if they section us together then we'll never be apart  Wink

I prefer rogues  Razz
Blackadder

I'll never be sectioned.

You will!!

I thought you preferred rouge??

Or is that Macnumpty?? Very Happy
carol

Very Happy can't imagine Macnumpts as a Dolly Dimples  Very Happy
Blackadder

Unfortunately .............. I can!!! Shocked
carol

Goldilocks (aka macnumpts) springs to mind  Wink are you Daddy bear, did you eat all the porridge  Twisted Evil

dread the thought was Goldilocks (aka macnumpts) sleeping in your bed  Shocked

managed the gym today, treadmill is getting easier, the cross trainer is more knackering, the floor excercises I'm managing after a poor start  Wink the swim wasn't to be, wasn't organised for it
Blackadder

I rather think Manumpters would like to find a Goldilocks in his bed ... just not one with all of the wrong anatomical details for him.  And the only way HE'LL ever his keep his youth ... is by tying him to the bed!!!
carol

Shocked you forgot the pink fluffy handcuffs BA!!!
Blackadder

No I didn't ........ and neither will Macnumpty .... you can bet the farm on THAT!!! Very Happy
carol

good I can maybe tie both of you together  Wink
Blackadder

Well ... as long as it's not you one is being tied to ... I do have a classier reputation to maintain of course!
carol

Twisted Evil I hope your boat sinks
Blackadder

Evil or Very Mad Ditto!!!! Evil or Very Mad  But I wouldn't mind if yours went first!  Twisted Evil
carol

Confused

had the gym today, no swim was running late  Confused so having to go to Perth tonight (nearest supermarket is there) so may go for a swim then.

As for diet, was ravenous following work out session and had a notion for sandwiches (more than a few  Rolling Eyes ) when I returned home.
Blackadder

You wouldn't need to diet if you were suffering the same as I am today!!! Sad
carol

as long as it's not coming out both ends, yuk yuk yuk I sincerely hope you are back on form soon  Wink ............. second thoughts maybe not!  Rolling Eyes
Alasdair

carol wrote:
as long as it's not coming out both ends ...

always such a 'pleasant' image that one!
carol

been there Alasdair, a week long virus a few years ago, 3 of my sprogs were down with it yuk! yuk! yuk!

Well I suppose it's better cleaning up after your own kids than some one elses  Shocked

BA have you that red raw feeling?

From all of us Get Well Soon!
Blackadder

I'm having a V E R Y  B A D day!!!! Sad
carol

poor poor you  Crying or Very sad

chin up or should it be bottoms  Razz

take care ok
Blackadder

Wasn't coming out at both ends. And ONE was bad enough!  I am going back to bed for an hour or four!
carol

one way of losing weight!!  Although not advisable.

I'm struggling losing it, healthy eating lapses occasionally  Rolling Eyes had a 'must have choccie day' on Monday felt really bad about it  Confused  the scales are hardly moving  Confused

Excercise - 3 times a week at the gym, swimming in the evenings at least once a week, if anything at least my body will be well toned!

Drink - bottle of wine, once a week but hey it's usually only one night, getting used to yucky drinks ie green tea with lemon/cranberry, and cammomile tea, even nibbling various nuts and seeds in between meals.  Not sure if I'm going to come out the other end a bunny or a bird  Shocked
Blackadder

Quote:
nibbling various nuts


Tart!!! Twisted Evil
carol

they're tasty too  Razz

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