Queenbiscuit
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Hello everyoneI am Queenbiscuit, I am the queen of biscuit eating.
I hope to speak to you all soon in stimulating conversation on biscuits and/or politics.
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azzuri
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Hi queenbiscuit.
Welcome to the forums.
May I ask, what is your favourit biscuit? 
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Queenbiscuit
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Well I like jaffa cakes, but am not quite sure if they qualify as a biscuit?
I also like clubs, I am the Queen of clubs
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azzuri
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I actually laughed out loud at that...
Pitiful. How many forums have you used that joke on now?
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Queenbiscuit
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None, that was my first time, although I may use it in the next conversation I have as the QueenBiscuit!!
As long as you are laughing you are not crying.
So is this forum heavy duty or light hearted fun?
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azzuri
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both, depending on which particular section you go into.
Go into one of the politics sections and it's likely to be pretty heavy duty, but the general banter section and pretty much everywhere else is pretty light-hearted.
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Queenbiscuit
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Ah, I may have to venture into the politics section on a brave day then!! 
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Corby Boy
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How about Garibaldi's or Tunnocks Caramel an institution!
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Queenbiscuit
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Had to pop off there, my hob nob fell into my tea, it's all soggy now.
Yuck, I don't lick Gary's baldys thank you very much!
The tunnocks caramel stick on my wallies ...
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Corby Boy
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I've just choked on my crumpet readin yer post!
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Queenbiscuit
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Such crudeness in your post Corbyboy, I like your style.
We will have to share a Mr Kipling's Bakewell Tart in the future 
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trophywife
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Ah Queenie, good morning, how rich is your tea today?
I am also a recent addition to this fine family so maybe we can find our way together.
I'll leave you to digest(ive) that and speak to you soon.
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azzuri
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Queenbiscuit
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I didn't realise there were so many biscuit jokes in the world!
Can you still buy broken biscuits in a clear poly bag??
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trophywife
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only if your a bag lady. Do you own one of those tartan trolleys?
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Queenbiscuit
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Yes! How else would I get my family tin of biscuits home??
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Babygael
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Hi Queenbiscuit and trophywife more girls on the forum at last AND with a sense of humour too! YEAH!  It's a cracker!
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Queenbiscuit
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Would you like some cheese with your cracker? It'll be a bit dry otherwise. How about a mint viscount instead?
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Xcotty
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Oops Q.B, I just asked if you were a bloke in recommended sites.
I thought you might have been someone else.
Welcome to this site, you too Trophywife.
The banter section is great fun.
Maybe see you there.
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macnumpty
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Just a quick question... have you enabled or disabled cookies?
Sorry.
Welcome to the Forum.
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trophywife
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You probably have tea with Viscounts regularly Queenie. Do you also have tea and scones with other members of Royalty? Do you have garden parties? Do you hobnob with the richtea and famous. Do you get to travel and go a-wafer a long time?
OOOOh, I now have a fetish for a cucumber sandwich.
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Queenbiscuit
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| macnumpty wrote: | Just a quick question... have you enabled or disabled cookies?
Sorry.
Welcome to the Forum. |
I haven't got a scooby doo.
But I do have a packet of chocolate digestives if that helps.
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Queenbiscuit
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| trophywife wrote: | You probably have tea with Viscounts regularly Queenie. Do you also have tea and scones with other members of Royalty? Do you have garden parties? Do you hobnob with the richtea and famous. Do you get to travel and go a-wafer a long time?
OOOOh, I now have a fetish for a cucumber sandwich. |
Very good, you deserve only the finest Marks and Sparks biscuits for making me laugh. I've shared a hobnob with Jack McConnell you know. Don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.
What do you call a pop star with a biscuit on his head? Lionel Richtea of course!
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Fidget
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I like most biscuits - so long as there's a wrapper on them. I make an exception for hob nobs though.
Do we call you queenbiscuit or Queen B?
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Scott2006
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My favourite film about biscuits.. is probably Seabiscuit.
Or there was that film Jacob's Ladder - which i'm sure was all about how Jacob was so cream crackered from carrying the ladder about for the whole film...
I do like the odd tea cake... well I can fit one or maybe three in my mouth at any one time.
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Babygael
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Well QB crackers are dry except when you put strawberry jam/nutter butter and cheese on em'! And dont spare the horses!
Or how about Fig rolls?? Or wagon wheels?? Yum!
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macnumpty
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Bourbon Creams are the most divine biscuits of them all.
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trophywife
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fig rolls make me boak.
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Babygael
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Trophywife!! Snowballs anyone??
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Fidget
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| trophywife wrote: | | only if your a bag lady. Do you own one of those tartan trolleys? |
My ma had one of those tartan trolleys when I was a kid. I sold it for 5p. I got kept in for a month after my wheeling and dealing was discovered. 
lol! memories coming back... I bought a pack of 'chewits' with the 5p.
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trophywife
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You must be very old Fidget to remember Chewits for 5p.
And yes Babygael, I would love a snowball, but would actually prefer a Tunnocks Wafer dunked in my freshly brewed coffee. I will expect the about request available on my return from my weekly manicure.
Thank you.
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Queenbiscuit
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Well hello everyone! What sort of biscuits did you have at the weekend? I picked up a penguin or 3.
Some of you may call me QueenB or biscuit. Until I allow you this privilege I will be Queenbiscuit. It's a bit like receiving a knighthood, except I will give you a biscuit instead of a medal.
Fidget, I am very disappointed that you sold your mother's trolley. If you had bought a packet of biscuits i may have forgiven you, but no, you bought chewits. To you I will be your majesty of biscuits.
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Babygael
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HRH Queenbiscuit, you sound like BlackAdder!
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Queenbiscuit
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Is that a good or a bad thing?
If it's good you can call me QueenB. If it's bad I will send you to the towers with a dry cracker.
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Babygael
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Got any ginger snaps in the tower QueenB?? You are definately not convincing me !!  
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trophywife
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Queenie is a prime candidate for being a fruit and nut case.
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Queenbiscuit
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Oh I like Cadbury fruit and nut, maybe I should be QueenCadburys, yum!
Are you all tossing your pancakes later?
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trophywife
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I have requested that Victor tosses the family's pancakes while we all look on. Mrs Humble will be making her finest for tossing later tonight. I believe that Derek has managed to find some of his best fruit which was frozen from the orchards last summer and Mrs Humble is busy making jam.
We of course will watch from the library window as it will be too cold for us to venture outside to the lawn.
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Babygael
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Weel all the tossers (of pancakes) in ma family are usually by then, oan the hooch and its simply not safe wae oot a hard hat. 
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Lothian Sky
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Welcome to the forum girls 
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Queenbiscuit
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Girls? How can you tell
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macnumpty
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He can't... that was more in hope than anything else.
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Corby Boy
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He is probably looking for some romance over a plate of biscuits.
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Lothian Sky
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| macnumpty wrote: | | He can't... that was more in hope than anything else. |
HE?
Are you saying I'm a man?
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macnumpty
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I kinda realised the irony of what I did there...
...just after I pressed 'Submit' 
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Lothian Sky
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McNumpty, I dont think someone with a bunny wabbit on his signature should be making assumptions about people's sexuality!
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macnumpty
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Fair enough, especially as I wear mine on my sleeve.
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Lothian Sky
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And I'm a hard piping hairy arsed bloke by the way, so you can forget about trying to chat me up! 
touché
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macnumpty
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LS, no one could ever accuse me of trying/wanting to chat you up.
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