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Babygael
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Important health advisoryDo you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions,
Ask your doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay
Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Chardonnay can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living. 
Chardonnay may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister!
WARNINGS: -
* The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Please feel free to share this important information with as many folk as you feel may benefit!
Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a Good Dry Merlot!!! 
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agentmancuso
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Isn't Chardonnay a bit classy for the likes of yourself?
No Lambrini over there i take it?
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Babygael
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I'll have you know my good man that the one and ONLY BG has wine (Buckfast ma favorite) served up by the butler in the finest of fine crystal.
Hooever,I realise that the likes o' yew wadnae ken that, so I'll mak an exception!  
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agentmancuso
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| Babygael wrote: | I'll have you know my good man that the one and ONLY BG has wine (Buckfast ma favorite) served up by the butler in the finest of fine crystal.
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I've never heard of Buckfast being served in fine crystal before. My old man did drink it from a wine glass, which is unusual enough I gather.
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Babygael
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Agent no offence,but ya gotta read this kind of banter tongue-in-cheek, for example,I have never tasted Buckfast in my life....and thats straight up but on the other hand,BG probably would have. see?
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agentmancuso
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Do you mean to imply that the cabbage faced kid is only a persona that you have adopted for public consumption?
Is the real BG all sweetness & light and accurate spelling? 
I have consumed of the Buckie, as it happens. About a million times. Not for a while now though.
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Babygael
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Yup agent, that's exactly right!! its like the  Imagination run riot  You should try it sometime
Erm......
What's Buckfast like? There is something here called "Night Train" maybe its similar? UGH! 
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agentmancuso
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| Babygael wrote: | | What's Buckfast like? |
It's like a cross between Chablis and Benylin.
With added 'bits' at the bottom, as per the sort of orange juice that isn't smooth.
And best of all, it comes in numbered bottles...
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