Babygael
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Just kiddin'!Two old ladies, Mary an' Flora meet at yon corner shop....... 
Mary: Flora! How are you the day hen?
Flora: no response.
Mary steps closer, Flora, are ye deaf lass??
Flora: no response
This time Mary steps reet up tae her and sees a supository jammed firmly in her ear.
OCH! nae wonder ye cannae hear! As she pulls them oot'.
Flora,can ye hear me noo'?
Flora:Aye,ah can that! Noo' ah remember wer' ah put my hearing aids!!
A cheery guid' day tae wan an'all!
BG   
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SLG
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That's shocking by the way 
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Babygael
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Aye,ah ken! Ah only hope it disnae happn' tae me wan day!! 
BG 
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Nina
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Re: Just kiddin'! | Babygael wrote: | Flora:Aye,ah can that! Noo' ah remember wer' ah put my hearing aids!!
A cheery guid' day tae wan an'all!
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Baby ye wee loon, let's be happy she stuffed them in her ears and not somewhere else 
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Wolf of Badenoch
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I`ll tell ye this noo...im absolutely disgusted wi the lot ae yees,never heard the likes afore. 
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Babygael
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 Speak up yous two, ah cannae hear ye! Ah left mah hearin' aid in mah butt n' Ben . I'll hae' tae go an' fetch it the noo'!!
The things ah dae fer Dutch n' Wolfie!! 
BG 
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Wolf of Badenoch
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dae ye hae a hammock tied tae trees in yer garden ower there Babygael?
I wis always wanting a hammock for my garden but it widnae be the same haein a wee smoke in the pissing rain in a hammock tied tae the washing poles.  I could kid oan i wis somewhaurs warmer richt enough somewhaur like Boghall. 
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Nina
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Baby be careful around yon wolf, he has a weird fetish, besides lying in his hammock in the pissing rain between the laundry
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Babygael
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As lang as he disnae p%*@ on the laundry!!
Noo' ah dinnae hae' a hammock hangin' atween tae trees in mah wee plot
Ah daes my smokin' in yon oot' hoose .Nae wan gang ther'  .
Onyway, yer hammock is better on yon beach,gently swaying atween tae palms
Yer dinnae ken ah live in Boghall?? YOU could kid on but ahm no kiddin'.
Yer believe dutch lives in the Nedderlonds?? Ah dae!! Ah think 
Ahm gangin' fer mah supper  BG   .
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Nina
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Baby, we could insult the Wolf all we want right now, he's still looked oot, standing outside the door howling, growling and snarling to get in. Quick, we could hit him a couple of times afore he'll be able to make his way back in. I'll get ma clogs, you take the baseball bat
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Rinty
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hHe'll huff and puff and blow the forum down if we don't watch. Better get that broth going on the hearth eh?
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Babygael
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Sounds like ah plan Dutch!
Oh nae!! ah cannae dae it! ah saves mah worse' fer yon loons wha' gets up mah nose! Ah've got mah wee sghian Dudh fer such  Onyway, wolfie an' I hev' got ah date in yon oot hoose Ye ken?
Sorry Dutch,yew can come tae! I dinnae want yer tae be jelous lass!
So Mr.Castro erm Rinty, ah hope it gets sorted,fer ah dinnae wan' wolfie tae blow doon mah wee oot hoose!! 
BG 
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Nina
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| Babygael wrote: | Onyway, wolfie an' I hev' got ah date in yon oot hoose Ye ken?
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Jeez, first ye're in my man Gerard Butler's sporran and now ye're after my friend the Wolf. Wha's next??
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Babygael
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Hey! Youse tell me,ahm jist sittin' here awaitin' fer yer next move!!
Wha's next huh? Huh? 
BG 
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Nina
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Well..... I would sit back and watch him pick beauty and brains over.... Babygael...hee hee!!  
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Babygael
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Yur' sure it wisnae his guide dog tha' did the pickin'?? 
BG  
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Babygael
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Oh an' ps, yer gainin' ae reputation!!
BG
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Wolf of Badenoch
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Grrrrrrrr! Grrrrrrrr!  
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Rinty
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k | Quote: | | So Mr.Castro erm Rinty |
I wouldnt refer to nationalist on this forum as some other famous "nationalists" from around the world. I dont appreciate the castro reference or other caricatures.
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Babygael
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Hey wolfie yer back Ah was wonderin' wer' yer went!! 
Dinnae worry, ah was just givin' Dutch a hard time 
Rinty,tha's nae a problem,ah woul'dnae refer tae youse at all frae noo oan.
BG
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Nina
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Aaaah...Rinty, she doesnae mean anything by it... she's just a wee loon
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