Lightning reflexes under enemy attack

Dave Coull · Lightning reflexes under enemy attack

I was surprised George Dubbya Bush could move so fast...

I guess those years spent defending bars in Texas against the Vietcong really paid off...........

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VFX-dKpcDz8

Dave Coull

IRAQI WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION FOUND!

All those lefties who claimed the Iraq War was based on a fraud have been proved wrong!

Tony Blair has been proved right!

I think maybe the Daily Telegraph was the first to carry a picture of the Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. They have a pointy end, a clumpy heel, and whippy laces that could give you a nasty sting. And Britain could be hit by a shoe in forty five minutes!

Dave Coull

COBBLERS

Result of Preliminary investigations:

The shoe tossed by an Iraqi journalist at George Bush has been linked to Pakistan.

It is said to have been made in a factory near Lahore. Officials have said that a clear link between ISI (Pakistan intelligence service) and the shoe thrower could not be established, however some lower level ISI officials may be involved. According to an anonymous source in the Iraqi government, the shoe “launcher” has, under intensive interrogation, “stated” that he was imparted training on pelting shoes and similar objects in some camp in the North Western part of Pakistan run by retired army officers from Pakistani elite SSG group and the ISI.

President Zardari and Chief of the Army General Kayani have assured full support in investigating the matter. In a recent action, the Government of Pakistan has sealed the local operations of Bata Shoes and would be placing assorted cobblers under house arrest.

RFM · Re: Lightning reflexes under enemy attack

[quote="Dave Coull"]I was surprised George Dubbya Bush could move so fast...

I guess those years spent defending bars in Texas against the Vietcong really paid off...........

That is pretty good David Coull!

Lightning reflexes under enemy attack

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