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ListsReluctant Hero gave us a list an another thread of his fave songs.
So I thought ... we all of us have various lists in our heads of so many things. Things we like, things we don't, things to see, things we'd rather you didn't know ... or anyone for that matter ...
Wanna share ... here's the place for them then ... and I'll start ...
Things I like best of all ...
1. Me.
2. Me.
3. Me.
4. Me.
5. Me.
Are you getting the picture yet ??
Funny songs I like.
1. They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! ... Napoleon XIV
2. Eat it ... Weird Al Yankovich
3. Paddy McGinty's Goat ... Val Doonican
4. Ernie ... Benny Hill
5. Please Mr Custer ... Charlie Drake
6. Shame and Scandal in the Family ... Lance Percival
7. Right Said Fred ... Bernard Cribbens
8. The Penis Song ... Monty Python
9. The Masochist Tango ... Tom Lehrer
10. The 1712 Overture ... PDQ Bach
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carol
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 BA you must be the only one that likes you!!
things I like best of all
1. peace
2. quiet
3.chill out time
4. relaxing
funnily enough nothing I can manage, got to juggle to find the time
can't think of funny songs can relate to some of yours!! some oldies, just shows you're no longer a pup!
my brains dormant can't think of anything else, it's like filling in one of those questionairres on a dating site and getting stuck 
most recent embarassing moment
my parking/reversing is crap moved to a quiet village last year. Was parking outside the local store a few weeks ago, and I'm saying to my son have i plenty room to reverse (there was a vehicle behind me and I was straightening up) weather was crap visibility poor, laddie saying ok, ok, etc then thud aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh I'd reversed into a rusty landrover  so unlike the street to be silent as nursery was coming out, thud was loud enough so was expecting folk to be peeking out from behind curtains  silence, I drove forward, parked and went to see the damage (and obviously own up if anyone came running), landrover was that much of a rust heap with a few dunts on it that I couldn't tell which was mine so I got in the car and drove off. Spent many days after that waiting for someone to knock my door!
Still drive past the vehicle and my kids will say, hey mum there's that vehicle you bumped ..... sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
as for lists BA - hopelss, I've a short memory span, I write lists down on paper and lose them tried keeping a diary for dates etc and lost that 
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Blackadder
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| Quote: | | my brain's dormant |
We all know. I've been telling you that since I joined this forum. And there's no sign of it coming out of dormancy in the forseeable future either!
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carol
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 one of these days I'll get a compliment from you
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Blackadder
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That's not true!! I compliment you all the time!
And everyone else on this forum are witnesses!
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carol
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majority of the time it's me and you on this list!!!
got a shopping list to write out tomorrow, one of those weeks when I'm juggling money. It's amazing how much less groceries are when using a list or leaving the sprogs at home!!
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Blackadder
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I look forward to seeing your shopping list. (Don't you just write out your messages?)
Maybe we can all help you identify what not to buy in your quest to shed your unwelcome and problematic weight??
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carol
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hey sailor boy gag it 
you won't be throwing insults when I have a figure like Marilyn Munroe
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Blackadder
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(pause for breath)
(My sides are are hurting so badly)
Gotta ... go ... laughing ... too .... loud ... and ... too ... much !!!!
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carol
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careful not too pee yourself
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carol
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Hey BA I'm doing the shopping list - fish for tea tonight, your plaice or mine would you prefer battered or breadcrumbs?
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Blackadder
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I'd consider it a very great favour if you fell overboard while getting those fish and the RNLI and coastguard be too busy to come looking for you, thank you. May whatever God you worship not save your sole!
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macnumpty
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I don't like this roe-d we're going down. 
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Blackadder
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Then don't go there!
Honestly, Macnumpts ... your life is such a struggle, isn't it??
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Blackadder
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Here's a list of books you should read, Macnumpty ... after all, you've got the time, while chasing possible boyfriend material!
1 ) The Marquis de Sade ‘120 Days of Sodom,’
2 ) Maurice Blanchot ‘Death Sentence,’
3 ) Jean Genet ‘Funeral Rites,’
4 ) Jean Rhys ‘Good Morning, Midnight,’
5 ) Thomas Bernhard ‘Wittgenstein’s Nephew,’
6 ) JD Salinger ‘Catcher in the Rye,’
7 ) Max Frisch ‘Man in the Holocene,’
8 ) Agota Kristof ‘The Notebook/The Proof/The Third Lie,’
9 ) Kathy Acker ‘Great Expectations,’
10) Thomas Mann ‘Death in Venice,’
Regards, old boy!
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carol
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I wish I had time to read Can't get much further than 'woman and Home'
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Blackadder
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Don't you read "Heat"??
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carol
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why? are you in it
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Blackadder
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Are you taking lessons from Macnumpty and RH?
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carol
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nope you!
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Blackadder
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I've made a mistake. I should've listed what you're into here instead of Daily Digest. My bad!
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carol
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I prefer you bad BA, you bring the worst out in me
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Blackadder
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Oh no you don't! The worst was always there to see. I merely became an innocent target for your wild ranting!
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carol
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wild ranting
and you innocent
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Blackadder
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Absolutely ... now .... where's your Wedding List so that your online posting friends can contribute?
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carol
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no pressie list, I think I've collected sufficient over the years
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Blackadder
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I wasn't thinking about gifts.
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carol
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same thing
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Blackadder
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Not really. How can your online friends help in a practical way?
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carol
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be nice
what friends
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Blackadder
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Damn! You figured it out!!! Did you have help???
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Reluctant Hero
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Hate to break up this little love-in thing you both have got going here, but here are the best things about it being Friday.
1. First beer of the weekend is within sight
2. A weekend of sport is on the horizon
3. You are just about to have two days off work
4. It's curry night
5. When you go to bed tonight, you don't have to get up at 6.15 tomorrow morning
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Blackadder
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LOVE-IN?? How very dare you!!! 
You've just made it on to my "10 Things I Hate Today" List!
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Cruachan
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| Reluctant Hero wrote: | Hate to break up this little love-in thing you both have got going here, but here are the best things about it being Friday.
1. First beer of the weekend is within sight
2. A weekend of sport is on the horizon
3. You are just about to have two days off work
4. It's curry night
5. When you go to bed tonight, you don't have to get up at 6.15 tomorrow morning |
How about three day weekends. Now that's what I call a manifesto commitment. That would get the Referendum "Don't Knows" to sit up and take notice!
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Alasdair
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| Reluctant Hero wrote: | Hate to break up this little love-in thing you both have got going here, but here are the best things about it being Friday.
1. First beer of the weekend is within sight
2. A weekend of sport is on the horizon
3. You are just about to have two days off work
4. It's curry night
5. When you go to bed tonight, you don't have to get up at 6.15 tomorrow morning |
1. first and last ... and only if it's heather ale
2. sport shmort, I've got fences to build and gable-ends to save from disintegration - the weekend's for working.
3. the weekend equals more work, more mouths to feed, more laundry, and more 'family time'
4. If only the nearest curry take away wasn't 25 miles away I'd be right there with you ... damn I could go a good curry!
5. I never get up at 6:15am ... it's always much closer to 5.30 or 6 regardless of the day of the week ...
... I can't wait 'til me kids are all grown up ... and hopefully left home!
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carol
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tonight
1. bottle of wine (starting with a glass just now)
2. administrative work
3. ironing and BGT
4. last of the white wine
5. sleep
tomorrow
1. housework
2. taxi service
3. more housework
4. BGT
5. sleep
Sunday
1. housework
2. a few hours admin stuff (catch up time)
3. more housework
4. sleep
Note RH, I've taste and it's definitely not for BA
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carol
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update - bottle of wine nearly finnito half of a report done some ironing done and I thought the acts that got through to BGT were excellent
soon off to sleep
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Reluctant Hero
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| Alasdair wrote: | | ... I can't wait 'til me kids are all grown up ... and hopefully left home! |
You're harddone to carol! All that housework.
Who do you think is going to win BGNT?
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carol
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Alasdair talking from experience the kids grow up and another batch appears, my squad from eldest to youngest, 23, 21, 15, 13, 11 and 4
RH in amongst the wasters I'd like to see one of last night's finalists
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Blackadder
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Baldrick wants Bugs Bunny to win the Final tonight.
Escala are good, but I want the breakdancing kid to win. He totally electrifies the audience!
Can I nominate for Carol to be electrified??
Mairead to be mortified ...
Babygael hogtied ...
RH less amplified ....
Alasdair permified ....
Crookie crampified ...
and Macnumpty feminised?
I suppose that's today's wish list.
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Alasdair
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permified?!?!
here's my wee list for today
if you take:
300g nettles
4 medium tatties
1 medium onion
60g butter
1.5litres of Stock
what've you got?
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carol
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a sting
nettle soup????
just browsed your site and saw a recipe
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Blackadder
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I don't know but I ain't having any of it!!!
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carol
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it actually taste quite nice, I had a taste at the Crannog Centre a few years back, worth paying a visit btw
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Alasdair
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YAY! Carol!
Nettle Soup indeed! A first for me and yum!
Yes, it does look like boiled snot doesn't it!
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carol
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I thought your sculptures were err different, do you do any ancient carvings, pictish etc?
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Blackadder
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Green soup??? Eeewwwww!!!
You'e trying to nettle me aren't you, Alice Dare??
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carol
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looks like watered down peas, Alisdair
I'm out of touch BA (minding i'm years younger than you) who is AD?
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Alasdair
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| carol wrote: | | I thought your sculptures were err different, do you do any ancient carvings, pictish etc? |
different yes, pictish no, talent nil
| BA wrote: | | Green soup??? Eeewwwww!!! |
It's not the colour that counts, not unless you're a 4 year old ... you're not are you
| BA wrote: | | You'e trying to nettle me aren't you, Alice Dare?? |
That's new!!?! Wait. wait. wait ... nope! Sorry. For a moment there I thought I might laugh
| carol wrote: | | looks like watered down peas ... |
nope, you were right the first time ... although I thought it looked like a big pot of snot
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carol
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hey everyone has some talent somewhere
BA makes a fool of himself when motivated my organisational skills aren't too bad
oops just got the AD crack from BA, it's the wine kinda slowing the brain down tonight
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Blackadder
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I don't want you to laugh, Al Is Day Ur .... I want you to live in fear .... because you'll never see me coming for you!!!
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carol
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Alasdair please don't take BA seriously, he really is a pussycat
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Alasdair
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| Blackadder wrote: | | I don't want you to laugh, Al Is Day Ur .... I want you to live in fear .... because you'll never see me coming for you!!! |
Funny I always thought that it was the peculiarly dressed Blackadder that came to a sticky end ... perhaps you're missing you're old sidekick, I always suspected that the turnip was the brains begind the operation anyway
As to fear, I laugh in it's face ... har-d-ee-har-d-ee-har!
see!
| carol wrote: | | Alasdair please don't take BA seriously, he really is a pussycat |
not a problem ... I've always found it difficult to take clowns seriously anyway
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Blackadder
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Alice .......... don`t think that you`re thinking. If you think that you're thinking you only think that you're thinking.
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Reluctant Hero
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Top 5 things I hate about Sunday nights:
1. Ironing
2. Whisky doesn't taste as good as it did on Friday night
3. The thought of going back to work
4. Naff all on TV (admittedly that is not any different from any other night, but it is more depressing on a Sunday)
5. Can't get to sleep when its bedtime
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carol
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Ironing nice to see a man doing that
i've shirked my list, today I seem to have been caught up on this forum
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kathyv
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I'm glad to see I squeaked under BA's recent list, but that may change when he reads about verbs. . .
My list of things to do now that SCHOOL'S OUT!!!!!!
1. sleep
2. sleep
3. sleep
4. sleep
Then;
1. get warm
2. get wet
3. play
4. have a nice rum punch
5. clean the house (gag)
6. read
7. let dogs out
8. let dogs in
9. throw the ball for dogs
10. repeat all the above
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Blackadder
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Oh, you've been on my radar for quite a while, madam!
Just because you've been quiet of late doesn't mean I've forgotten you. You'll keep!
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