Blackadder Speaks

Blackadder · Blackadder Speaks

Ah ... it's the peasants here then is it? Yes. Well, if you all behave during my "time" here, I'll see to it that Her Majesty gives you a small turnip allowance. Step out of line however ... and Lord Percy Percy will have you in the stocks before you can turn around three times singing "Happy days are here again!"

Tally ho then ...

Firefox

Blackadder Series Quote: You see the ancient Greeks, your Highness, wrote in legend of a terrible container in which all the evils of the world were trapped. How prophetic they were. All they got wrong was the name. They called it 'Pandora's Box', when of course they meant 'Baldrick's Trousers'.

Blackadder

You are never to mention *shivers in disgust" Baldrick's trousers again! His father had the same problem and we had to give him the chop!