Adulthood-test

VLK · Adulthood-test

Tick every box which contains a statement which is true with you and add or deduct the number of points related to the statement

( ) I have bought expensive vases +1
( ) I have discount-cards for shops +1
( ) I prefer a long bath/sauna to a pub on Saturday-night +1
( ) Surgical tights/galoshes +1
( ) I cohabit with someone +1
( ) I am married +2
( ) I am divorced +3
( ) I am married for a second time +4
( ) I have a relationship with someone who lives far away from me -1
(x) I have a mortgage +1
( ) I live in a student flat together with other people -1
( ) I live in a commune -2
( ) I live with my parents -3
( ) I have children (one point for each of them)
( ) guinea pig/rabbit/hamster/rat/other harmless rodent as a pet -1
( ) I own a car/boat/caravan (plus point for each of them EXCEPT a minus point for a tuned car)
( ) I have a skateboard -1
( ) I have a gas grill +1
( ) I have a sewing machine +1
( ) I have a kärcher in my house(pressure washer) +1
( ) I know which song is the current number one in the charts -1
( ) I give visiting cards to my clients +1
(x) I have a funny logo or background picture in my mobile phone -1
( ) I am comfortable wearing a suit +1
( ) I buy my clothes from the flea-market -1
( ) I have very expensive and fashionable sneakers and I seldom wear any other shoes than sneakers -1
( ) I am interested in graphic art +1
( ) I am interested in opera +2
( ) I have been to a rock-festival during the past two years -1
(x) I have a credit card +1
( ) I have a student card -1
( ) I put flashy christmas lights in my patio or balcony every christmas +1
( ) I smoke secretly from my parents -1
( ) I like attending meetings at work where problems are thoroughly discussed +1
( ) I go with my wife or partner to dinner parties with other couples +1
(x) I wear a cycling helmet while riding a bike +1
( ) I wear a hat indoors -1
( ) I store food in the deep-freezer +1
( ) I pick mushrooms/berries/I go fishing/hunting +1
( ) I like heavy-metal music -1
(x) I wear a luminous tag in dark +1
( ) I have a tattoo/piercing -1 (If you are embarassed by your tattoo or piercing and are going to get rid of it you can add one point)
(x) I exercise regularly +1
(x) Barhopping -1
( ) I am trying to build a good relationship with my mother-in-law +1
( ) I participate demonstarations -1 (Also active anti-globalisation activity and animal-rights activity)
( ) I have a pension-insurance +1 (If you have made your will you can add two points)
( ) Playstation -1 (Also other consoles and games if you regularly play with them)
( ) Luxurious groceries +1
(x) I buy sweets for myself -1
( ) I try to sponge off other people -1 (Also riding on the public transport without paying. If you have stolen pints, ash trays, pencils or other things from your local pub during the past two years you must deduct one more point)
( ) I buy wines costing more than 10 euros a bottle +1
(x) I drink milk with food -1
(x) I take vitamin-pills +1
( ) I drink energy-drinks -1
( ) I am a vegan -1
( ) I grow flowers or other plants either for pleasure or some useful purpose +1
( ) I go to auto-markets (I want to buy one week´s food at one time) +1
(x) A night without having sex is not necessarily a lousy night +1
( ) I have been asked to prove my age during the past two years -1
( ) I remeber the names of my teachers in the primary-school -1

...and then the results:

-0 You were born yesterday or the day before it at the earliest. Adulthood lays still somewhere in the distant future as a dull and grey prospect

1-9 You are in the full-bloom of your youth. Don´t worry, time will fix this thing sooner than you could ever imagine.

10-19 You are a hardened adult but still try to cling onto the remnants of your bygone youth as much as you can. Stay the way you are now and don´t ever change!

20- You are a boring adult. You should relax abit and start living again, don´t you think?

My own result: +3. Jeejee

Reluctant Hero

I was +2 - still in the full bloom of youth Wink

mairead

And here I am, 10-19 still clinging to the last vestige of my youth at 66. . LOL