Redneck love poem

kathyv · Redneck love poem

Came around e-mail, I thought it was pretty funny. Don't know who wrote it but it sums up the whole Red Neck stigma!

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,

SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.

SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,

SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, 'SUSIE GAL,

YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.

I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,

BUT JO E IS YO' HALF BROTHER.'

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE

AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.

BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,

HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'

'YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,

AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.

BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'

I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.'

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, 'MY CHILD,

JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.

MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;

YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.'

(Brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?)

Blackadder

mairead

Nice one.

Blackadder

Ma ... "Pappy? Ellie May's done gone and had her brother. And now she's done gone and said she is gonna have puppies!!"

Pa ... "She cain't have no puppies! That gel is ignorant!"

Ma ... "That's right, pappy. At least six months!"

Laughing

kathyv

haahaahaa! Laughing

Actually Blacky I met the hubby at church!

We don't qualify as Red necks anyway, we live in the Pacific Northwest and apparently you have to be from Arkansas some other backward southern State to meet the first requirement!

Blackadder

I don't buy it! Rednecks are like trailer-trash. They don't stay in one place all the time. You and your husband are obviously the originals of Lazy Luke and Blubber Bear in the Arkansas Chuggabug! Twisted Evil