agentmancuso
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Save our Y-frontsThe very NASTY toon cooncil of Brechin has stolen my FAVOURITE blue Y-fronts right aff ma washin line! This is an INDEMOKRATIC disgrace cruelly calculated to cause the Heid Crank of Angus much heartache by FORCING him to wear support garments manufactured in Foreignland. NEVER since the Bloodie Skirmish of Auchtermuchty in 6000BC (approx) when these blue Y-fronts were worn with such PRIDE have we ever resorted to FEUDAL forelock tugging underwear.
We shall not submit to this DISGRACE while 3 of us totter this side of senility. We shall PETITION and CAMPAIGN and PROTEST and surround the Toon Ha' bearin' torches like the LOONEY VILLAGERS in Frankenstein till the cooncil collapses and returns our favourite Y-fronts allowing us to cover our shamefulness with HOMEGROWN blue hessian once again.
If any of these Quisling type blokes so much as ask politely what the HELL we are BANGING ON about, we shall screetch LIARRRRR and batter him with a well-thumbed copy of the VERY CONCISE Oxford Dictionary specially edited for the OVER-LITERAL (priced at 3 Scotch groats in yer local Bargain Books). And we shall ABUSE the power of the CAPS-LOCK key and gibber about HUMPTY-DUMPTY, until the very BASIS of rational discourse has fled this land for good.
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parkhead_rfb
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fire bomb.
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sgmillerton
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whatever you do, do not organise a big march with any of the bigot bands from either side. your cause will be lost as no-one will give a f**k.good luck to your undergarments.
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carol
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only old men wear y fronts 
boxers would fly better 
UJ ones personally I would burn 
I protest against men wearing y fronts 
Carol
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Dave Coull
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Carol wrote
> only old men wear y fronts
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> boxers would fly better
Being from California, my wife tends to think bigger than is absolutely necessary. She bought me a new pair of boxer shorts a few days ago. These boxers are big enough to make a sail, never mind a flag.
> only old men wear y fronts
I will be forever young........
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carol
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I've never seen a flag with hairy legs
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RadgeJougal
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| Brechin Y Front Wearer wrote: |
The very NASTY toon cooncil of Brechin has stolen my FAVOURITE blue Y-fronts right aff ma washin line! This is an INDEMOKRATIC disgrace cruelly calculated to cause the Heid Crank of Angus much heartache by FORCING him to wear support garments manufactured in Foreignland. NEVER since the Bloodie Skirmish of Auchtermuchty in 6000BC (approx) when these blue Y-fronts were worn with such PRIDE have we ever resorted to FEUDAL forelock tugging underwear. |
| Dave Coull wrote: | Carol wrote
> only old men wear y fronts
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> boxers would fly better
Being from California, my wife tends to think bigger than is absolutely necessary. She bought me a new pair of boxer shorts a few days ago. These boxers are big enough to make a sail, never mind a flag.
> only old men wear y fronts
I will be forever young........ |
You live in Brechin (vicinity of) - is it something in the water?
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Dave Coull
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In response to something Carol wrote, I commented
> I will be forever young........
Radge Jougal asks
> is it something in the water?
No.
South of Montrose, at Inchbraoch Churchyard, Ferryden, there is a gravestone which reads "In loving memory of David Young Coull who died 11th Nov 1976 aged 67 years".
Unlike him, I can't play ragtime tunes on the piano, but like him, I will be forever young. Even when I'm dead.
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Aventinian
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Although the point here appears to have been rather missed by some respondents, I still laughed like a madman.
Although I suddenly have the strange urge to blow up a postbox.
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SLG
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| Aventinian wrote: | | Although the point here appears to have been rather missed by some respondents, I still laughed like a madman. |
I think everyone here understood the point perfectly well.
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