Babygael
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Want to try a Renga?This is a poem where you can contribute a line or two at a time, following on to whats written above.
Sandy MacBouy, a famous Bard of the Chief,
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Blackadder
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Sandy MacBouy, a famous Bard of the Chief ...
Had no hair and had no teeth ...
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carol
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he had a toothless terrier, the more the merrier 
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Blackadder
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And also a disease ... but he was a cairrier!!! 
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carol
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no no it wasn't a diseased doggie, it was a MOGGIE 
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Blackadder
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No no no ... not a moggie ........ a froggie!
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carol
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 not a froggie it's just spawn - yawn zzzzz
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Blackadder
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Which unlike you ... is now long gone!!!!
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carol
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Babygael
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Okey dokey,lets see what we've got so far........
Sandy MacBouy a famous Bard of the Chief,
Had no hair and had no teeth.....
He had a toothless terrier, the more the merrier
And also a disease......but he was the carrier!!!!
No no it wasn't a diseasd doggie, it was a MOGGIE 
No no no...not a moggie....a froggie!
Not a froggie its just spawn-yawn ZZZZZ
Which unlike you.....is now long gone!!!!
Wad yew twa dae the thing Proper?
Cos wot I'm reedin' (a'tween the lines) is a reet shocker!!
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kathyv
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Wad yew twa dae the thing Proper?
Cos wot I'm reedin' (a'tween the lines) is a reet shocker!!
Reading between the lines make me a poetry gawker. . .
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Blackadder
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With a poor grasp of English ... but then it's a Yankee talker ...
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Babygael
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Sandy MacBouy a famous Bard of the Chief,
Had no hair and had no teeth....
He had a toothless terrier,the more the merrier
And also a disease.....but he was the carrier!!!
No no it wasn't a diseased doggie,it was a MOGGIE
No no no .....not a moggie.....a froggie!
Not a froggie its just spwan-yawn ZZZZ
Which unlike you....is now long gone!!!!!
Wad yew twa dae the thing proper?
Cos wot I'm reedin' (a'tween the lines) is a real shocker!!
Reading between the lines make me a poetry Gawker....
But the Bard Sandy MacBouy was secretly a pheasant stalker. 
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Blackadder
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It would have gone better if Carol had at least some idea of rhyme or poetry or making lines scan.
But that's what you get, when you allow soon-to-be-wedded-and-needing-to-lose-weight-eejits in Perthshire to take part!
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Babygael
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Weel that's cos carol has her mind set on one thing and one thing only which can be very distracting! I, (just a wee suggestion) thought prehaps you should attend her hen night, a little striptease, a little this, a little that, but whatever you do PLEASE DON'T GO AS EDMUND BLACK ADDER!!!
Cos' he's as sexy as a wet wig in a thunderstorm! 
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carol
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| Blackadder wrote: | It would have gone better if Carol had at least some idea of rhyme or poetry or making lines scan.
But that's what you get, when you allow soon-to-be-wedded-and-needing-to-lose-weight-eejits in Perthshire to take part! |
I see you can't get me out of your head BA, is it a fixation
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carol
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well BA are you up to stripping for a limo load of tits and bums and drunken females?
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Blackadder
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 Pass!!!
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Blackadder
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And just to make sure you understand ... the thought of a limo load of tits and bums and drunken females, consisting of you and your friends, make me want to 
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kathyv
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Next stanza. . . . .
Blackadder was asked to strip but passed, 
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Blackadder
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He would never do it for those witches en masse!!! (Or singly, but that's another story!)
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kathyv
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Which is kind of a shame, it could be a gas!
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Blackadder
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Unless of course, you're an American ass ..............
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Babygael
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Weel now yer Scots arse ......is gonna be grass!
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kathyv
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Sadly, BA, I'm not a democrat! LOL)
Our cranky, despotic BA has a lot of brass!
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Blackadder
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No thanks, don't bother ... I think I'll pass
(so you're a lumbering pachydermous Republican then? Might've known! I won't be making any trunk calls to you!)
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kathyv
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(Sadly, those are the only 2 'recognized' parties offered. Others are available but seen as a joke, which to my mind sums up politics anyway!)
We'll have to find another, who has a crystal glass?
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Blackadder
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You're not getting your paws on any of my priceless crystal collection! Away and buy yer ain!!! 
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