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| Morph |
Web MannersThis was posted on another thread however i think that it is pretty funny and deserves a wider audiencehttp://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27678 |
| RadgeJougal |
Christ, it looks like early 80s computer games. |
| Morph |
I think that kinda adds to the charm.
Although one of thoseold BBC information videos would have been cooler |
| Blackadder |
It wasn't funny and and it doesn't deserve any audience!
Jeez Morph ... get a life huh? |
| Morph |
i will not be drawn into a petty squabble with you edmund |
| Blackadder |
How dare you! I never "squabble!" 
And it's LORD Edmund to you, peasant! |
| carol |
 damn thing keeps freezing, buffering?? so my 13 year old tells me.
hey BA it gives good examples of how not to behave, not that you need any tips 
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| Blackadder |
You are right of course. I need no tips.
My argument is that it just isn't funny as Morph claimed! Which indicates he's ... A) got no sense of humour or B) no judge of humour or C) a combinaton of both. I think you mean "frozen", Carol. Your computer 'froze'. Something like the blood in my veins when I try to imagine what you look like! |
| carol |
I've no sense of humour and even I thought it was funny!!
just say if you want a pic of me BA and I'll put you out of your misery
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| mairead |
I thought it was funny too BA. What's up with you. Have you forgotten how to laugh? |
| Blackadder |
Away and bile yer heid, wummin!!! |
| carol |
 BA!!!! serious question does the word numpty originate from turnip 
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| mairead |
Sounds a bit like HUMBUG there BA.
Carol. Tumshie, (another reference to turnip), I think, is the word you are thinking about |
| Blackadder |
numpty
'A person who drives down the middle lane of a motorway and fails to pull over, sometimes waves back, smiling, when you give a one finger salute to them' 
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| carol |
I tend to avoid motorways BA, so not much chance of you passing me 
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| Blackadder |
Fine ... your wee motor would probably be eclipsed anyway with my Classic 1966 4 litre-Vanden Plas Princess. |
| carol |
not wee it's a Rover 420 gsi, it's got more oomph than you have.
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| Blackadder |
It IS wee ... and my Princess screams CLASS at your toytown motor! |
| carol |
is she pink?
my Rover is red, and a really fast mover
unlike your snail pace
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| Blackadder |
Yeah yeah yeah ... now go away and take an Ibuprofen for your headache! |
| carol |
tut tut you're slackening BA
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| Blackadder |
The word you failed to get is "slacking". "Slackening" is something different altogether.
And no I'm not. To either, by the way! |
| carol |
yes teacher, do you use the cane as well
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| Blackadder |
Only with the vegetable gardens. |
| carol |
wasn't expecting that!
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| Blackadder |
No .... but you do walk into these things don't you?
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| carol |
well yes your big feet do tend to be one step ahead, hopefully one day you'll disappear down a manhole
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| Blackadder |
Nope ... that's Macnumpty's way of life ... not mine!
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