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darkside
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world cup jokeBA man has great seats for the World Cup Final.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting
in the empty seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting
event, and not use it?"
"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come
with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't
been to together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the
seat?"
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azzuri
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Is the punchline missing?
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Babygael
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garye
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Re: world cup joke | darkside wrote: | BA man has great seats for the World Cup Final.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting
in the empty seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting
event, and not use it?"
"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come
with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't
been to together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the
seat?"
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...and the punchline is....
No, they're all at the funeral!!
Boom Boom
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Babygael
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Okey dokey "Basil" gotcha!
BG  
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Morph
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i see this joke had me stumped till we got a punchline
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