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Firefox · Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:56 pm Post subject: God and Man

(okay, so not exactly political, but figured a bit of comedy might lighten some of you basturts up)

This is partly to pay homage to a work in progress.

I lurk on a forum called first foot (which I lurk on because typing in Scottish jist rips ma knittin) but it contains possibly the most pointless thread on a Scottish Forum. To get a long long thread, usually you have to call it "my favourite music" of "images of Sarah Michelle Geller." The acronym of this practice, I think, is NAMBLA.

Anyway, tis here: http://firstfoot.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1265

Never, has a thread (or NAMBLA) had so many pages with so little point.

I love stuff like this. It's pointless, but it's charming and they do it anyway.

So, what else has happened? I made a burny thing for a test photo. Test completed and Firefox learnt a few important lessons. Like wood doesn't like to burn. Not even when accompanied with some lighter fuel. I used half a tin and the bloody thing merely sat there looking charred.

Ah wis fair affrontit.

Fortunately I was in the middle of nowhere so my tantrum went unnoticed.

And this is the second point of my post: Why do all the interesting bits of Scottishrana seem to involve ritual sacrifice?

I mean honestly... As a people we could've chosen to specialise a wee bit. The English, for example, their main feature - the thing you think most about them - is that what they do (and do well) is conquer places. We chose to invent a lot (and I mean A LOT) of stuff, be conquered, invent some more, dabble in art, politics, music, culture blah blah blah and SACRIFICE A FEW GOATS ALONG THE WAY.

Take my burny thing. Historians who know about this kind of thing mention in various versions of my burny thing (post here) that the burnyness gets put out with the use of specially sacrificed goat. That's our Whiskey heritage, right there in action. Several drunk clansmen, burning stuff, decide "f**k it, where's the goat?"

Anyway, to another interesting snippet of Scottishrana: the Taghairm Ceremony. Basically involving stuff like carpets, waterfulls, and oh... surprise suh-f***ing-prise more ritual sacrifice (this time for divination purposes).

I wouldn't be pissed off, but I still intend to make a real, accurate Crann Tara and I'm really not sure why. And (and out of all of the sentences that there are on this blog, I really, truly, honestly, never expected to end a blog post with the following sentence... If I had a poll of things I wasn't likely to end a post with, this'd be number one).

Where the hell am I going to get some goat's blood from?

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azzuri · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 3777

You've inspired me Firefox - not to build a big wooden thingy and try to burn it though. Very Happy

Lets see if we can get one going that gets to 100 pages! Smile

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azzuri · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 3777

see - http://ourscotland.myfreeforum.org/ftopic2110.php Wink

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SLG · Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:44 pm Post subject:

NAMBLA??? I typed it into google and got the North American Man/Boy Love Association Shocked

Firefox · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:30 am Post subject:

Yeah... that was a wee practical joke. Got it from John Stewarts the Daily Show on More4. Anytime he had to use an acronym he called it NAMBLA.

I was wondering who would type that. Didn't think they'd admit it of course...
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SLG · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:04 am Post subject:

Haha, I might use that myself. Oh, and I didn't look at the actual website, just the wikipedia article... honest!