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Blackadder
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And when is the big day, Carol??

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sometime in August  Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently the best man at my parents' wedding believed that women were only good for two things: making bacon sandwiches and going on embarrassing messages.

Mind you, his first words to my mother were, "I never sleep alone... are any of your friends single?"

And he was married. To a woman he only ever referred to as "The Face". Confused
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Blackadder
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was your parent's best man my father??  Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds like a plonker Macnumpts
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope 'The Face' was smart enough to dump 'The Jerk' before he reproduced! Blacky, even if it was your Father, don't act that way! Women really don't like it.

Nasty thunder and lightning here today with rain and hail and wind. It's finally calmed down now, and cooled off. And the good news, no trees blew down this time!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

weather here is overcast forecast is sun, heading to Edinburgh to visit a friend later, here's hoping the sunshine is there!

My gripe for today - just placed an on-line order with a well known cosmetics company only to discover that an extra £2 delivery is added on to remote areas  Confused and apparently Perthshire is one  Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silver linings, Carol ... silver linings!  Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, no comments about my hair Blacky! LOL


My neighbors have left their little dog in their barn today, they are apparently gone. Anyway, the little dog is barking and howling, sounds like a demon in a well, and it has my 2 really upset. Bonny keeps pacing from window to window to look for the Thing, Taffy huddles at my feet, looking at me like she wants to cry. It's really pitiful. I walked over and looked in the barn just to see if the dog was stuck or hurt, it's just cooped up and doesn't like it. It has water, a couple of chewy bones, food, the windows up higher than the dog can jump are open, it just wants out.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sunny afternoon in Edinburgh  Wink had a great day with friends exploring London Road  Shocked (Meadowbank shopping outlet?)

came back homewards and it started raining  Confused

so clouds had a silver lining BA  Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope!   Charging you more!!! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've lost you somewhere  Confused

glorious sunny morning here in Perthshire, busy day ahead.  Gym for a full hour, browsing shops in Perth and then a grocery shopping, still no relaxation time  Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well ... that's a given!  Round about when I first joined this forum, wasn't it?  But hey ... you're a peasant ... I excpect no less from you! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and you were dragged up instead of brought up  Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope ... I was raised by a procession of nannies.  My parents never soiled their hands with grubby children.  Good grief, woman ... do you know nothing of the ways of aristos??
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry was that arses you said?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeez! Is that the best you can do?  Give that healthy braincell back to the fish. It's wasted on you!   Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey I've more than 20 goldfish in the pond in the garden BA I could always mince you up and feed you to them  Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And there they are!  I KNEW you still had murderous tendencies!  Are you gathering Amanita phalloides yet for your intended's honeymoon supper??  Twisted Evil

Maybe Pauline Quirke can portray you in a docu-drama when you're arrested after you've got rid this next one.   Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the spinach in the salad for tonight's tea followed by advocado pear is enough to put him off anything I dish up in front of him  Very Happy
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