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carol · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject:

sez he who no doubt misses the loo Very Happy

hey RH it's Friday and it's whisky night for you!

I've been getting snippets from one of my girls what's happening tomorrow night. I am game for a laugh (although will no doubt be truly embarrassed), she let slip they would be tying condoms to me (as if I need them!), she was politely told no way!! Definte no no! I'm led to believe there's a second potty full of them Very Happy

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Carol .... please please please please please please please please please please please please please end up in jail!!! Very Happy

carol · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:14 pm Post subject:

with the daft bunch of luvverlies I'll be associating with tomorrow night I probably will Razz

at least 4 of them within close circles haven't had a bevvy for a month.

Any single man in Alloa that's decent looking (although you all look the same when we're drink) beware there's some desperate females out there, not including myself Wink

Reluctant Hero · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:03 pm Post subject:

There is nothing wrong with my aiming, even after a few whiskies Very Happy

BA - I don't think the police would be able to cope with arresting those lot. They'd be let out on bad behaviour!
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I'm kinda hoping for Drunk & Disorderly and six months inside for Carol. That way, her hubby (#4) will have at least six more months of life added to what she's allowed for the poor sucker! Twisted Evil

Reluctant Hero · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:49 pm Post subject:

I thought you were going to say hubby no. 4 would have at least six months of marriage Wink

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carol · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:32 pm Post subject:

hey I'm not jail bait yet!

funnily enough my sis was asking me if I'd do it again after no 4 Shocked

defitely not!

Reluctant Hero · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:40 pm Post subject:

I doubt you will need to wory about that carol.

I'm sure this will be THE one.
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carol · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:42 am Post subject:

besides the fact I'm getting a bit over the hill for any more!

carol · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:48 am Post subject:

everyone having a lie in? 7.45 in the morning and no-one's around.

I'm off to bonnie Stirling for some chill out time with my eldest daughter Wink

then home for literally a few hours then heading across the hill for my worst nightmare Shocked

I'm looking forward to tonight but dreading it at the same time.

I may surface Monday Razz

I hope everyone has a bril weekend

macnumpty · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:58 am Post subject:

Just got up. Woken up by the hotel fire alarm.

I preferred how I was woken up the night before, when there was a knock at my door. Turns out that the guy in the room next to mine had locked himself out. He'd obviously been sleepwalking. And he sleeps in the buff.

The first thing I thought on opening the door was, "Thank you, God!" Laughing

But sadly, no cute naked guys with the fire alarm - just a woman in her 50s having a go at the receptionist. Sad

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Aaw, poor you! Couldn't you just have jumped the sleepwalker's bones anyway? I suppose you're one of those people who are bothered with a conscience? You'll not get laid if you think like that, Macnumpty! Wink

In my youthful, carefree days during my Grand Tour of Europe on the Magic Bus, I think I jumped the bones of at least 15 girls within 5 minutes of meeting them! And on the overnight Ferry from Brindisi to Patras, I learned how painful ship's decking could be to your knees, if you do it more than three times! Very Happy

Question for you ... does having sex with another male only the once make you gay?? Shocked

Carol ... if you're on #4 ... then you'd definitely consider #5. RH seems to be up for it. (Poor fool!) Besides ... my late father once told me, you're never too old for it! Very Happy

macnumpty · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:57 pm Post subject:

BA, I was too busy trying to contain the drool to make a move - normally by the time the nudity stage is reached moves have already been made - this short-circuited me!

And one event with a guy is a brief stage of being Bi-Curious. Or it makes you Heteroflexible, but sociologists have made the second one up it a recent attempt to get people's attention. Don't give them the satisfaction!

But I take it from the question that one of the 15 "girls" was more than she appeared? Wink

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kathyv · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:30 am Post subject:

Blacky, you are nothing if not consistent!

Well, the hubby has gone off to work the dogs are crashed out on various floor pillows, the news is on TV, the dishes are done, the coffee is hot and it's time to play on the computer before heading to bed.

I just stepped out to shut off the sprinklers, it's a warm and nice evening and there was a beautiful orange moon rising over the hills behind the pasture. I had to stand around and watch it for a while.

I just got 4 new books from the paper back swap site and I have 2 more coming. It's nice to have time to do nothing more than read if you like!

Time fore the 3B's Bath Book Bed!
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It's actually 4 Bs and in this order ... Bath, Bed, Book, Blackout!!! Very Happy

mairead · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:08 am Post subject:

Was away at Falkirk this weekend to commemorate the unveiling of the Falkirk Cairn which is dedicated, not to a famous name, but to those ordinary folk who died fighting for Wallace and Scotland.
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carol · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:09 am Post subject:

just passing through, glorious morning here. I survived the weekend Wink

don't think I'm cut out for clubbing in Alloa. I ended up dressing up as a cow girl Shocked

We went out with the potty of condoms, I was holding it going into a pub and was told no collections Confused

told the guy we're selling them are you wanting one Wink

unfortunately no his request was for viagra Shocked

regardless aftyerwards my daughter managed to flog the whole lot making plenty of money for the bevvy kitty.

No hangover yesterday, although had a sore head, managed to drive across the hills home at 10 am, I slept all afternoon though.

Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4021

What? No D & D? No arrest? No cell-time??

Even after 3 murders (we know of!) ... you are a very lucky woman, Carol. You really deserve our admiration!!! Very Happy

carol · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject:

BA all my men are alive and kicking, not poisoned by my cooking!

As for the police saw some outside the nightclub, apparently someone had been glassed.

I keep tellling you I'm innocent!!!!!