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Babygael · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:33 pm Post subject:

A fine lady who comes from Argyll
Thought she would make BlackAdder smile.
So she bought him a lolly
made him feel jolly,
He'll be back for another in a while!

Jim whistled when he saw the water churn
suddenly his teeth flew oot intae the Burn

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Rinty · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:20 am Post subject: u

Though missing his wallies
he enjoyed a few swallies
Until the landlord called to adjourn

There was a big prick fae carntyne
who was always on the cheap wine

Babygael · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:11 am Post subject:

There was a big p..ck from caryntyne
Who was always on the cheap wine
Wal ah thoucht it wis yew!!
Rinty man this is new!
I knew ah wisnae wastin' ma time!

Ah ken ye wis in ma heed
an' ye thoucht it wis deed!
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Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4297

... But a quick look though
Saw it wis completely true
Cos ah grew the thing frae a seed! Very Happy

Deep in the heart of wir land
A piper wis leadin the band ...

Babygael · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:53 pm Post subject:

Deep in the heart of wir land
A piper wis leading the band.
he missed a few notes,
it sounded like goats
An' got hissel' into a jam!

Wee jim, a loon fae Inverness
Wint fashin' in his mithers dress
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Xcotty · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:55 pm Post subject:

Wee jim, a loon fae Inverness
Wint fashin' in his mithers dress
He went wading too far
and ruined her bra
Now the dress is a helluva mess

There was a young woman called Polly
Whilst shopping fell into her trolley
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Babygael · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:57 am Post subject:

There wis a young woman called polly
Whilst shopping she fell into her trolly.
it wis pickin up speed
she said "oh no indeed!"
so tae slow doon she deployed oot her brolly!

Auld Paddy fae Ireland sae green
dropped trou' an' mooned at the Queen
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Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4297

She saw up his ass
And as though it was glass
She knew where he came from and had been!! Very Happy

We are some aliens from Venus
Who wonder why no-one has seen us ...

Babygael · Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:57 am Post subject:

That wis a guid wan BA!

We are some Aliens from Venus,
Who wonder why no-one has seen us.
our teeth we do grind,
cause we think they're blind,
but really, they're a different Genus.

Wee Jimmy who came from Moidart,
Eating beans tae him wis an art
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Xcotty · Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:19 am Post subject:

Wee Jimmy who came from Moidart,
Eating beans tae him wis an art
But one day he choked
and the poor bugger croaked
leaving the world with a fart

A dog with a hellish long tail
got stuck in the slime of a snail
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Babygael · Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:02 pm Post subject:

Happy new year Xcotty

A dog with a hellish long tail
Got stuck in the slime of a snail.
It made walking a chore
and it smelt like manure.
Och,everyone who approached turn pale!

Saucy little Ida May,
Stuffed her face on Christmas Day
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Xcotty · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:27 am Post subject:

Happy New Year Babygael Wink

Saucy little Ida May,
Stuffed her face on Christmas Day
She licked some sugar from her lips
and nearly choked on orange pips
But Ida May, is now OK Wink

There was a wee doggy from Ayr
Who walked all the way to the fair
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Fidget · No Longer a Wean Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 68

There was a wee doggy from Ayr
Who walked all the way to the fair
It took it five hours,
amid rain and snow showers,
and it then fell asleep on the flair.

Babygael · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:11 pm Post subject:

That was xlent Friget!

What are your opening two lines for the next one??

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Babygael · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject:

There once was a girl called Michelle
who was pretty but really did smell,
She wuidnae hev a hope
'cause she dinnae hev soap,
onywan comming near ran like hell !!

Auld Angus Macfungus went lookin' fer his coo'
It wis in the field bit it wisnae there noo',
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Xcotty · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:22 pm Post subject:

Auld Angus Macfungus went lookin' fer his coo'
It wis in the field bit it wisnae there noo',
A spaceman had come,
and poked at its bum
So over the moon, the coo, it had flew

There was a wee hedgehog, called Rick.
Got confused as to which was his prick. ....( Embarassed

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Fidget · No Longer a Wean Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 68

A fine lady who comes from Argyll
Thought she would make Blackadder smile
But in the dead of night,
she turned him chalk white
And wouldn't be black for a while

In a bar not that far from the Borders,
The owner was calling last orders,

Xcotty · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject:

Xcotty · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:44 pm Post subject:

In a bar not that far from the Borders,
The owner was calling last orders,
He tripped over a dog
fell headfirst doon the bog
The poopline went up to his shoulders.

Young Jimmy tripped over his lace,
and a cowpat smacked him in the face
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