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mairead · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:58 am Post subject:

Yes...I am a God-like entity
One full of wrath and no pity
cos no-one loves me
and I'm lonely you see
A poor modern day Walter Mitty

But 'tis happy I am in this world of my own
and I don't need you lot to constantly moan

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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:22 am Post subject:

But 'tis happy I am in this world of my own
And I don't need you lot to constantly moan
I'm bent over and wretched
(please don't try to sketch it)
Cos I'm known as Mairead the Crone!

Carol gets married quite soon
But will she be over the moon?
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Laird of Treverlen

mairead · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:22 pm Post subject:

Carol gets married quite soon,
But will she be over the moon
Ten years down the line
Will all still be fine?
or like many dreams, in tatters and ruin

Lets all wish her a superb wedding day
And that the joy of it ever will stay
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:54 am Post subject:

Let's all wish her a superb wedding day
And that the joy of it ever will stay
In her mind at least
Cos we know that the beast
Will burst free and fourth husband will slay!!! Twisted Evil

It's not very long to go now, Carol sings
To add to her growing collection of wedding rings ...

mairead · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:57 pm Post subject:

It's not very long to go now, Carol sings
To add to her collection of wedding rings
But this time it's for good
In the way that it should
So we wish her the best that marriage can bring

There once was a maid from Stranraer
Whose family thought she would go far
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:16 pm Post subject:

There once was a maid from Stranraer
Whose family thought she would go far
But her first love was money
And she was quite a honey
So I ended her virginity in my car!!! Twisted Evil

The accountants we have on this Forum
Have been known to be awfully borin' .......

mairead · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:18 pm Post subject:

The accountants we have on this forum
Have been known to be awfully borin'..
But Blackadder my dear
not ever on here
Their posts are simply just written with decorum

Because they are pleasant and really nice folks
Your delight is to make them all look like jokes
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:40 pm Post subject:

Because they are pleasant and really nice folks
Your delight is to make them all look like jokes
Nah! I don't really have to do that
Because "god" in his heavenly "flat"
Is gonna make all those dudes have huge strokes!

I wish you'd learn to rhyme in time
For a lesson, just study all mine ...
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Laird of Treverlen

mairead · Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:40 pm Post subject:

I wish you'd learn to rhyme in time
For a lesson, just study all mine
I did that and somehow
it comes out all wrong now
So I think I'll just stick to my own, cos they're fine

I've noticed more than just one bloomer from you
But alas I'm too well bred to pick you up, tis true
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:36 pm Post subject:

I've noticed more than just one bloomer from you
But alas I'm too well bred to pick you up, tis true
Yes, I've made a few errors in rhyme
But, at least I've always kept time
I'm much better when writing stuff that is blue! Twisted Evil

There was a young lady of questionable morals
Went swimming out in the old corals ....

mairead · Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject:

There was a young lady of questionable morals
Went swimming out in the old corals
She went for her dip
big crabs gave her a nip
Now she's minus a toe and she sorrows

She lost a wee bit of her tootsie
It now lies in the water all foosty
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:27 am Post subject:

She lost a wee bit of her tootsie
It now lies in the water all foosty
Like the coral, it's green
Black and blue in between
And like Mairead, kinda crusty!!!

O Allah and Jesus we ask for Daily Bread
To keep your warring worshippers fed ...
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Laird of Treverlen

mairead · Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:10 am Post subject:

O Allah and Jesus we ask for daily bread
To keep your warring worshippers fed
With no flour to bake
Not even a cake
We'll soon be eating each other instead

And I really don't fancy snake steak
So some grass I will have to intake
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:31 pm Post subject:

And I really don't fancy snake steak
So some grass I will have to intake
Yes, chew the cud now
You silly old cow
And when you shiver, we'll have a milkshake! Very Happy

TV's on and so is James Bond
Roger Moore ... of whom I'm not fond ...
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Laird of Treverlen

mairead · Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject:

T.V. is on and so is James Bond
Roger Moore, of whom I'm not fond
Yes a smoothie is he
But he doesn't charm me
I wouldn't lift him up out of a pond

I like my men to be real and quite manly
Not sugary and sweet and like candy
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:55 pm Post subject:

I like my men to be real and quite manly
Not sugary and sweet and like candy
But there's none to be found
Cos they all went to ground
Now isn't THAT just fine and dandy!!!

The hills are green, the sky is blue
I found my true love isn't true ...
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Laird of Treverlen

mairead · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:14 am Post subject:

The hills are green, the sky is blue
I found my true love, isn't true
So I sent him away
with his lover to stay
A guy who ain't true, I simply won't rue

Now I'm footloose and fancy free once again
Enjoying my life more without any men
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:36 am Post subject:

Now I'm footloose and fancy free once again
Enjoying my life more without any men
I'm alive and I'm free
As anyone can see
And I continue to write with poison pen!

No religions in school I pray
And end to prayers for the day ...
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Laird of Treverlen

mairead · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:38 am Post subject:

No religions in schools I pray
And an end to prayers for the day
Instead of just wishin'
I'm going away fishin'
To a river not too far away

I'm hoping to catch me a few trout
To sell and help my finances out
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:27 pm Post subject:

I'm hoping to catch me a few trout
To sell and help my finances out
For I know that fish
Is a truly scrumptious dish
Though 'poaching' is the game I'm about! Twisted Evil

Like that cartoon dog that's a beagle
I'll consider doing anything illegal ...
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Laird of Treverlen