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mairead · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:06 pm Post subject:

Mairead's familiar is a big green toad
She came across it on the road
Aha, she said
I know a bed
Wherein there sleeps an awful rogue

So she took it back home and taught it a trick
Then off to Blackadder's she sent it so quick

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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:32 pm Post subject:

So she took it back home and taught it a trick
Then off to Blackadder's she sent it so quick
But his Lordship was faster
And shot the little b****rd
Now it's on the road like a green slick!!!

So what's in a name I must ask
Is anyone up to the task ....
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mairead · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:29 pm Post subject:

So what's in a name I must ask
Is anyone up to the task
well for coolio read Sneaky
and for Avy read Beaky
They both hide behind verbal masks

And Coolio's gone too far this time
For he broadcast an old PM of mine
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:36 pm Post subject:

And Coolio's gone too far this time
For he broadcast an old PM of mine
Go get him my dear
And make it quite clear
He's a fecking old bag of slime!!! Evil or Very Mad

There's vengeance in the air
My witches are making it clear ...
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Laird of Treverlen

Babygael · Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:49 am Post subject:

there's vengence in the air
My witches are making it clear
that to mess wi' us is dire
cos' we'll set him on fire
as an example to anyone who would dare! Twisted Evil

Well at least now its not so boring
I started out posting and ended up SNORING!

Blackadder · Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:34 am Post subject:

Well at least now its not so boring
I started out posting and ended up SNORING!
That's cos you stayed up late
On an important date
That sent Barack Obama soaring!!!

A black President ... can it be true ...
What will this mean for me and for you ...
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Laird of Treverlen

mairead · Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject:

A black president, can it be true
What will this mean for me and for you
Well it gives me some hope
and frees us from that dope
Who sat in the Whitehouse and said nothing true

Lets hope that the President elect
will be so much more circumspect
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:19 pm Post subject:

Lets hope that the President-elect
Will be so much more circumspect
Than Bush the wee sod
Who tried to play God
And now is totally fecked!!! (Boom! Boom!) Twisted Evil

Things we hope will be much calmer
With the President-elect Obama ...
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Laird of Treverlen

mairead · Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:06 am Post subject:

Things we hope will be much calmer
With the President-elect Obama
Well he couldn't do worse
Unless Bush leave a curse
That sends the new guy away to Alabama

We'll just see what the future can bring
If America can now make the world sing
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:20 am Post subject:

We'll just see what the future can bring
If America can now make the world sing
What? All singing in unity
With no sign of impunity?
You're out of your gourd, you ding-a-ling!! Twisted Evil

There was a wee man from Nantucket
Who couldn't hold a tune in a bucket ... (do you see which way this lil ditty is going?) Twisted Evil

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mairead · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:10 pm Post subject:

There was a wee man from Nantucket
Who couldn't hold a tune in a bucket
and after a while
Folk started to smile
and walk away saying aw F..k. it

Yes I saw where your line was a leading
So I thought I would give you some reading
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:08 pm Post subject:

Yes I saw where your line was a leading
So I thought I would give you some reading
The trouble with that
Is you were reading my hat
The one I lost as I was speeding!!!

I started to sing O Sole Mio
On my holiday, down by Rio ...
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mairead · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:18 pm Post subject:

I started to sing O Sole Mio
On my holiday, down by rio
But I got the words wrong
and in fact my sweet song
Landed my right in the calaboosio

Cos I don't know the sea from plain water
And behaved like a guy shouldn't oughter
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:56 pm Post subject:

Cos I don't know the sea from plain water
And behaved like a guy shouldn't oughter
I went on the booze, oh ...
And drank all the ouzo
And got pissed ... like a lamb to to the slaughter!!!!

There was a wee cat from Kilkenny
That got bought for only a penny ...
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mairead · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:39 am Post subject:

There was a wee cat from Kilkenny
That got bought for only a penny
Smart was that cat
It caught ore than one rat
and was as great a rat catcher as any

But one day it made such a big error
And did in the Master's Cairn terrier
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:12 am Post subject:

But one day it made such a big error
And did in the Master's Cairn terrier
It got caught with a yowl
An oh my, did it howl
As it was skinned alive by a furrier!!

On the TV I watched Andrew Marr
Who unfortunately was missed by my car ...
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mairead · Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:02 am Post subject:

On the TV I watched Andrew Marr
Who unfortunately was missed by my car
'Cos my driving's so bad
Though I'm really glad
That they haven't got round to a bar.

Still another few mistakes should do it
And I have to be careful not to screw it,
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:37 am Post subject:

Still another few mistakes should do it
And I have to be careful not to screw it,
I'll smack the big-eared clown
And knock him down
Cos he was good once ... but then he blew it!!!

That "Question Time" gets me so mad
And Dimbleby hosts it so bad ...
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Laird of Treverlen

mairead · Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:11 am Post subject:

That "Question Timw" gets me so mad
And Dimbleby hosts it so bad,
He talks rather a lot
but answers nought
and I really think he's quite sad.

It looks like the rain is here to stay
and the wind is with it, all the way
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life

Blackadder · Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:08 am Post subject:

It looks like the rain is here to stay
And the wind is with it, all the way
The driveway's mud
The kitchen's a flood
And the shower was like that anyway!!!

Blowing round a ramshackle hoose
Shaking the fittings and furniture loose

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Laird of Treverlen