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Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4288

Madam ... I don't even know who YOU are!! Nor do I wish to! I believe I know no-one on these boards at a personal level ... and indeed would set the wolves on all of you if you dared set one foot past the gatehouse of the estate!

There are none here to match me. I am so far above all of you,I lower myself to even notice you ... for which you should all be extremely grateful, as it gives meaning to your small and insignificant lives!

mairead · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:45 pm Post subject:

Must say, BA, I do love that patter. Just spilled another coffee laughing.

However, If, and when I ever deigned to meet you Sir, 'tis you who would be doing the bowing and scraping, not I. Taunt not your betters m'Lud, or you may well pay a sore price. You have been warned, and I do not often give warnings.
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Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4288

You had me laughing there! Your delusions are truly staggering, Mairead. What meds do you take? I'd really be interested in finding out!!!

mairead · Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:57 am Post subject:

Why would you want to know? In the faint but forlorn hope that you could somewhat improve yourself and perhaps reach the same high standards as myself?. Very Happy

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Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4288

To reach YOUR high standards, I'd have to climb down from the top rung of a three-tier ladder, to the bottom.

mairead · Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:14 pm Post subject:

Not at all my dear, what you mean is that you would have to Ascend three times higher than that at least. Very Happy

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Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4288

No ... that is only your delusion speaking again. I have no intention of DESCENDING to you or anyone on this board's low level ... ever!!!

mairead · Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:29 am Post subject:

I tink you already have descended dear. Perhaps it's your own delusions of grandeur which prevent you noticing these things, in fact I am sure that is the case.
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Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4288

TINK?? A typo I'm sure ... but I think you're unconsciously telling us all of your real station in life. Do your lot still mend pots?? I can just picture you sitting on the stoop of a door into your hovel, with a whetstone sharpening knives. And as dishonest as the day is long. If you were in Romania, you'd be classed as a Gypsy!

Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4288

TINK?? A typo I'm sure ... but I think you're unconsciously telling us all of your real station in life. Do your lot still mend pots?? I can just picture you sitting on the stoop of a door into your hovel, with a whetstone sharpening knives. And as dishonest as the day is long. If you were in Romania, you'd be classed as a Gypsy!

macnumpty · Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:05 pm Post subject:

Did that excite you so much, you had to say it twice? Wink

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Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4288

Excited ...no. Enjoyed ...positively YES!!! Very Happy

mairead · Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:57 pm Post subject:

See you've been poking your nose in to my family tree Blackadder. Very Happy

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Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4288

Didn't have far to look. It's all there to see, just under the knobbly bark where all the saps in your family exist!

mairead · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:43 am Post subject:

Well my family saps were ever a danger to the Blackadders so you better watch out.
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Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4288

Saps! Good word that. Describes most of the posters (except me of course) on this boards to a "T"!

mairead · Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:42 am Post subject:

Aha, your delusions are exhibiting themselves again BA. Very Happy

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Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4288

I would pity you ... if I cared ... which I don't! I think taking you out and putting you to sleep would probably be a mercy ... except that that would no doubt cause a few people on the board to extol your "virtues" ... and I wouldn't give them the satisfaction.

But I'm in a quandary ... which would go first ... you or Carol????

Ah ... choices, choices. I'll ponder it over a nice strong coffee!

mairead · Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:39 pm Post subject:

Aye just you ponder or rather, daydream, over your coffee.
There is about as much chance of you taking me out and putting me to sleep , (although you might bore me to death right enough) as there is of me taking you out and buying you dinner. In fact 'NAE CHANCE'
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I fear not hell, nor English strife,
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Blackadder · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4288

I wouldn't let you take me to dinner. I'm very fussy who I share a table with. And the peasants on this board wouldn't get inside my bodyguard's outer perimeter!