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Blackadder 'Our Scotland' Fossil

Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 4249
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:37 am Post subject: Things the Doctor says to YOU!!! |
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I just got given the all-clear from my doc at last. I can return to work after many months of invalidity since that bloody car crash near took me away from you all.
So I'm going off on short a holiday to celebrate. Monaco. I promised myself while I was laid up. I can hear the Baccarat tables calling me even now!
Meanwhile, you poor peasants can come up with all sorts of "All Clear"s your doc gives you that makes you happy.
Like Mairead being told no more wrinkles will form ... cos there's no space for them.
Or Macnumpty can get a girlfriend cos he's on the turn!
Or Carol being given a mirror that makes her look 36-24-36!
You getting the idea?? Get creative ....
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carol Ready For Afterlife!
Joined: 15 Sep 2005 Posts: 2702 Location: nestled in the hills of Perthshire
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:59 am Post subject: |
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if I was that size you could've fitted me into your suitcase
It's great that you're finally mended (body parts that is, I think they forgot about the grey matter and I don't mean your age!)
I'm going to miss you BA
still I can't complain I've got Macnumpts to keep me company  |
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mairead Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

Joined: 08 Mar 2006 Posts: 3076 Location: Argyll, Alba
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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Hey BA., That's great news. So pleased you are fighting fit again. Have a wonderful holiday. We'll all miss you while you are gone.
By the way, it's not wrinkles I have, just laughter lines dear  _________________ I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life |
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macnumpty Getting on a bit!
Joined: 11 Feb 2006 Posts: 1845 Location: Exiled down south.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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Excellent news, BA. Just remember to put Baldrick on 'Black' at the roulette table.  _________________ (\_/)
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^ ^ This is Bunny. Bunny wishes that he was on the electoral roll in Glasgow East, so he could vote for John Mason. He also reminds you to read the Our Scotland Blog. |
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mairead Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

Joined: 08 Mar 2006 Posts: 3076 Location: Argyll, Alba
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:31 am Post subject: |
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Two Paracetamols and a glass of milk!!! All round cure for all ails I think _________________ I fear not hell, nor English strife,
For Scotland, I will give my life |
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Blackadder 'Our Scotland' Fossil

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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I had a great holiday. Spent time with my old buddy. Lost a lot in the Casino ... but it's only money!
Let's see what the doc tells me tomorrow. My all clear should get the final all clear! |
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carol Ready For Afterlife!
Joined: 15 Sep 2005 Posts: 2702 Location: nestled in the hills of Perthshire
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:03 pm Post subject: |
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best of luck BA, we think you're back on form  |
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Blackadder 'Our Scotland' Fossil

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh I am! You betcha! |
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carol Ready For Afterlife!
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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hell mend your peasants! |
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Blackadder 'Our Scotland' Fossil

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Hell and all the furies reborn! |
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carol Ready For Afterlife!
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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you could never be any worse than what you were before your hols In fact you're such a sweetie I could wrap you up and eat you  |
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Blackadder 'Our Scotland' Fossil

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:20 am Post subject: |
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| You're off the meds, aren't you??? |
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carol Ready For Afterlife!
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:33 am Post subject: |
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expand on what you're referring to  |
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Blackadder 'Our Scotland' Fossil

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:27 am Post subject: |
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I think I said it all ... and everyone will understand.  |
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carol Ready For Afterlife!
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:36 am Post subject: |
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as if people would ever believe you BA  |
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Blackadder 'Our Scotland' Fossil

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Except you ............ obviously! |
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carol Ready For Afterlife!
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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| aye right! no chance, you might be real behind the pseudo but upfront you're a fake |
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Blackadder 'Our Scotland' Fossil

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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And thus the eternally confused remain muddled!  |
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carol Ready For Afterlife!
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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I take you with a pinch of salt BA, no-one can take you seriously  |
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Blackadder 'Our Scotland' Fossil

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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:05 am Post subject: |
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| Salt is not good for you! Neither is your opinion. Cease and desist! |
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