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Blackadder
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Serial tart!!! 
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carol
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:14 am Post subject: |
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| I've got the wench gear to go with it! |
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Blackadder
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:01 am Post subject: |
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And the French Maid gear! 
And the Big Sexy Nurse gear!
And the Policewoman gear!
And the Biker Chick gear!
And the Leather Bondage S/M gear!
Carol caters for all tastes. And she's "inexpensive"! ( I hesitate to say to say cheap)! 
I think we all have the picture now Carol. Except maybe for your opening hours.  |
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carol
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:26 am Post subject: |
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 hey BA I'm very laid back you can't rile me that easy!
As for the French Maid I don't think I'd tickle your fancy, I have taste  anyway my French language skills are dire 
big Sexy Nurse, have you a hairy chest so I can test my stethoscope?
The Policewoman Gear - got the pink fluffy handcuffs will that do?
Biker Chick - takes me to mount a horse never mind a motorbike, so you've no chance!
As for the leather gear, I prefer pvc
as for my costs you would NEVER be able to afford me
as for opening hours sorry old yin, for you my legs are always shut
as for my reputation if you tarnish it any further I'll be gunning for you |
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carol
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:27 am Post subject: |
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| ps does your pistol fire blanks |
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Blackadder
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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I heard your reputation was tarnished long before I was ever on this forum.
You also need to practice insulting people. You're really not very good at it. But then ... what are you any good at?? |
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carol
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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hah who deals out the insults to the innocents, you do BA you scoundrel
I missed my gym session today, instead I was butchered by a dentist had to have an emergency appointment, anyway besides you being one BA I'm relatively pain free now |
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Blackadder
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Awww .... take a sleepy pill and go lie down. The pain will be gone when you wake up .......... but I'll still be here! |
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carol
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:32 am Post subject: |
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I'm missing you BA 
just kidding
had the gym today, first time for over a week, got this ache in my gum that kept me away
I feel like a beached whale, doesn't matter how hard I try, healthy eating excercise etc the weight is not falling off
still it's good to see all the male muscles at the gym |
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Blackadder
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:45 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | I feel like a beached whale |
Don't say you weren't warned! The Japanese fishing fleet have been alerted to your whereabouts. They're coming ................
Now get exercising and shed the tons ... or you'll be on the wrong end of a harpoon! |
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carol
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:54 am Post subject: |
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| I'm getting to know my excercise bike BA, had it for a few years and never really utilised it |
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Blackadder
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:01 am Post subject: |
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| Get to know it quickly ... |
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carol
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:22 am Post subject: |
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the saddle is not comfy my rear end got to know it
I've been looking at wedding dresses online (informal ones) and think at this rate I'll never look a million dollars for the 1st August |
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Blackadder
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:34 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | I'll never look a million dollars |
Yes you will!
But, of course it will take a million single dollar bills to cover your massive posterior alone!
Get exercising, madam ... before your prospective fifth husband-to-be gets his sight (or sanity) back (whichever comes first)!! |
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carol
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:38 am Post subject: |
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fifth?? has another keeled over already he'll be my fourth BA
I'm really a stunner BA |
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Blackadder
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:42 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | I'm really a stunner |
So I believe. Wasn't that your nickname when you were collecting from clients who were loath to pay up after a night with you? Word is, you "stuck the heid" on these poor sods, stunning them into insensibility ... then raided their wallets! |
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carol
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:46 am Post subject: |
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| bloody hell BA, please do leave my reputation intact!!! |
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Blackadder
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:16 am Post subject: |
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| I think I have! |
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carol
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:28 am Post subject: |
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| time to kick your arse BA |
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Blackadder
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:44 am Post subject: |
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| Only if you can lift that big doughy chubby leg of yours above knee height! |
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