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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:24 am    Post subject: Travelling Salesman Reply with quote
One dark and stormy night a travelling salesman is very lost and it's getting rather late. He spots a farm-house and wonders if they'll do him B&B, so he knocks on the door. The farmer answers the door and the salesman says, "I'm sorry to bother you so late, but I'm lost and the weather's really bad and I need somewhere to stay for the night. Can you help?"

The farmer doesn't seem to keen so the salesman adds, "I could pay you."

"'Ow much?" asks the farmer.

"Fifty quid" replies the salesman, hopefully.

"Well", muses the farmer, "I suppose for 50 quid I could put you up for the night, but you'd have to share a room with my handsome 18 year old son."

"Your 18 year old son?" says the salesman, "Oh s**t, I'm really sorry mate, but I'm in the wrong joke."


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