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azzuri · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 3776

There was a Glasgow policeman on his horse waiting to cross
Sauchiehall Street when a wee boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the bobby said "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Ay, "the little boy said, "He did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a £10.00 ticket for a construction & use offence. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The wee boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there... sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the big Glasgow bobby.

The little boy looked up at him and said, "Next year tell Santa
the dick goes underneath the horse not on top."

Laughing

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