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azzuri · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 3777

An Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.

They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Tennents and a pint of Carling.

Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.

When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement. "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Scotsman's hand, thanking him for the
Tennents. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "I can't believe it, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Englishman who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.

"What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.

The Englishman shouts, "F**k off, I'm on disability benefit!"
Rolling Eyes

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