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azzuri · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 3777

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Three guys check into a hotel, but the clerk tells them that, because the lodge is fully booked, they’ll all have to share a bed. However, being completely exhausted, they decide to take it.

Next morning, the guy who slept on the left says, ‘Wow, I had the weirdest, most vivid dream. I dreamt I was having sex!’

The bloke on the right says, “You too?”

The guy in the middle says, “You’re both disgusting. I had an ordinary dream. I dreamt I went skiing.”

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