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Blackadder · Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:30 pm Post subject:

"A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master."
Darth Vader (Star Wars 1977)

macnumpty · Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject:

"I'm not asking you to do anything you wouldn't do in your own kitchen! Now Niles, quick, kill five eels!"

Frasier Crane (Frasier, Series 2)
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Lack of money is the root of all evil. - George Bernard Shaw

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"Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - P. J. O'Rourke
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Reluctant Hero · Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:27 pm Post subject:

"It's a wonderful day for the club and all our supporters" - Roy McGregor, Chairman of Ross County, Second Division Champions Very Happy

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macnumpty · Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:01 pm Post subject:

"I'm playing the right notes... but not necessarily in the right order!"

Eric Morecambe
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Blackadder · Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:07 pm Post subject:

"He's never gonna sell any ice cream goin' at that speed!"

Eric Morecambe on hearing a siren in the street blaring past at 100mph.

(Although I gotta admit, the sketch with Andrew Preview is utterly utterly pure genius!)

Blackadder · Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:31 am Post subject:

"I have the heart of a small boy……and I keep it in a jar on my desk."
(This quote is most often attributed to Robert Bloch, author of Psycho.)

azzuri · 'Our Scotland' Fossil Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 3792

"The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks. They spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does." - Shane MacGowan
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Blackadder · Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:24 pm Post subject:

"Ironic, isn't it? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you."

Who said that??
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macnumpty · Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject:

Sideshow Bob, I believe.
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Blackadder · Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:39 pm Post subject:

Sorry Macnumpts .... you couldn't be any wronger!

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"So I thought, Why Not?!" - James McFadden, Paris, 12 September 2007 Very Happy

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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Blackadder · Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:12 pm Post subject:

"Run you fools!"
Gandalf, in the Caves of Moria just before falling from the Bridge of Khazad-dûm (Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring)

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. - Bob Hope

Blackadder · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:14 am Post subject:

"You have reached ritual sacrifice. For goats, press one, or say "goats."
Voice on a phoneline (Angel) (TV series)

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"I would hate to die with a heart attack and have a good liver, kidneys and brains. When I die, I want everything to be knackered." - Hamish Imlach
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Blackadder · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:35 am Post subject:

"As we know, there are known knowns, there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns, that is to say we know there are some things we do not know, but there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know, we don't know."

Donald Rumsfeld —Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing
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