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mairead

While on a flight, A man turned to the little girl sitting next to him and said
"The say if we chat on a flight, time passes quicker. Would you like to chat."
The girl replied
"Yes, it would be nice to chat, but what would you like to chat about?"
"Well said the man, how about we dicuss nuclear physics?"
"OK said the girl , but before we do, could you answer me this question?
Why is it that when a cow eats grass, it passes out soft matter, when a sheep eats grass, it passes out pellets and when a horse eats grass, it passes out a hay like substance"
"I'm sure I don't know" said the man.
"Well" said the girl in a huaghty tone, "If you can't answer that, how do you expect to converse about something as complex as Nuclear Physics."

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Blackadder · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject:

Well, they do say those of us who think they know it all, spoil it for those of us who do!

I concur! Very Happy

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Babygael · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:12 am Post subject:

And thats the nice version, the one I heard went something like "how can you converse about nuclear physics if you don't know sh** ????

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Blackadder · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:58 pm Post subject:

Or ... "You don't know the first thing about giving birth ... do you, Gerald?"
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