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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lists are good  Very Happy

In true High Fidelity style, here is my top ten list of favourite songs.

1.  Mayonaisse - Smashing Pumpkins
2.  Radio Friendly Unit Shifter - Nirvana
3.  Rearviewmirror - Pearl Jam
4.  Creep - Stone Temple Pilots
5.  Burst Noel - Malcom Middleton
6.  500 Miles - Proclaimers
7.  Indifference - Pearl Jam


Got to go, I think of the other 3 later, but Newsnight Scotland is on!!!!


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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I stopped watching Newsnight after I was laid up in bed after the car crash.

This is what most dictionaries have about politicians ...

pol·i·ti·cian  
n.
1.
a. One who is actively involved in politics, especially party politics.
b. One who holds or seeks a political office.
2. One who seeks personal or partisan gain, often by scheming and maneuvering: "Mothers may still want their favorite sons to grow up to be President, but . . . they do not want them to become politicians in the process" John F. Kennedy.
3. One who is skilled or experienced in the science or administration of government.


I believe dictionaries should carry this definition of politicians in future:

Politician ...  
lying, theiving, cheating, manipulative,  deceitful, dishonest, two-faced, insincere, untruthful, mendacious, double-dealing, false b*st*rds!

Especially when it comes to the female half of the Alexander Brothers whom I had the misfortune to be introduced to at Holyrood a couple of years ago. She comes across like a schemie sweetie-wifie trying to sell you dodgy DVDs!
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BA, I think you are being a bit unfair to schemie sweetie-wifes there!!
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blackadder wrote:
I stopped watching Newsnight after I was laid up in bed after the car crash.


I'm not joking BA, tonights edition of Newsnight Scotland was absolutely brilliant.  I am sure you can see it on the BBC website or something.

Gordon Brewer just ripped Iain Gray, Labour MSP, to shreads.  At one point he said something along the lines of, perhaps we should try another language because you are making no sense in English  Laughing

Top quality TV
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey at least gubby Ms Alexander has pushed independence forward  Shocked I don't think we've ever has as much media attention on this issue  Wink

I'm fed up of politics as well, hardly watch any of the programmes.  Was never a party person whilst a member of the SNP (now lapsed).

Anyway Banter is an escape from all that, I prefer to suffer BA instead Wink
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would you like a JCB to help you dig that hole you're digging, Carol??  Evil or Very Mad

RH ... have you ever had a schemie sweetie-wife try to sell you dodgy DVDs in the street??  Clue: stay out of places like Pilton, Easterhouse, Menzieshill, Bucksburn and Raploch.


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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy I just love pressing your buttons BA  Razz

cloudy here today  Confused here's hoping the sun shines through  Wink

busy day ahead, shopping, paddle in pool with the 4 yr old, and home to the chores  Confused
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That hole is going to have a purpose one day!  Don't plant flowers. Keep a slab of granite handy. I'll see to the rest! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy hey BA you brighten up a dreary day, now that's a compliment!

I don't think I'll ever make a Percy Thrower, was planting sunflower plugs into pots last night and some were more than just leaning to the side.
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RH, did you see the Iain Gray interview too?

Why did it give me the mental image of Gordon Brewer clubbing a seal? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Now, the sort of person we're looking for is an aggressive lout with the intelligence of a four-year-old and the sexual sophistication of a donkey.'  Sounds like Macnumpty to me!

Carol, I'd much prefer the sound of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws, than listen to anything you have to say.

RH ... I suspect you're not really good for anything, but people will laugh when you tumble down the stairs.
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

macnumpty wrote:
RH, did you see the Iain Gray interview too?

Why did it give me the mental image of Gordon Brewer clubbing a seal? Very Happy


It was brutal, but extremely funny at the same time.  Brewer is the best interviewer on Newsnight.

Quote:
but people will laugh when you tumble down the stairs


If people are laughing, I'm happy  Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If people are laughing, I'm happy  


Not when you discover it was I who pushed you!  Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RH, didn't you just love it when Iain Gray tried showing off by sayihg he could do the interview in Portuguese if Brewer wanted it?

Oh, and BA, telling RH your plans isn't the smartest thing to do. But you'll learn that the hard way when the Scarlet Ninja Death Squad turns up in your bedroom! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that who they were??  Dear, dear ... you'll have to better than that, MacNumpty.  Baldrick and the wolves made very short work of them!  Laughing

But are you sure you want to go down this old familiar road of tit for tat again??  My tats will beat your lot every time!  Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, BA, do keep up, that was the Crimson Sumurai Decoy Assault Team. Laughing

And while you might be proud of your tats, my tits are a thing of wonder.

They nest in a nearby birdhouse! Wink
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

macnumpty wrote:
And while you might be proud of your tats, my tits are a thing of wonder.

They nest in a nearby birdhouse! Wink


Is it just one tit, or are there a pair of them?
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked RH there are females around!  Wink

I think BA's been watching a scene from Corrie, where David pushes his mother down the stairs, apparently he's a bit off the rails as well.

Welcome back Mr Nasty!
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes ... there ARE a pair of tits, RH. You and Macnumpty-heid!

Just as well I'm a great admirer of magnificent boobs, isn't it?? Very Happy

Which reminds me ... must re-visit that site on breasts I saw briefly last Tuesday! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bloody hell BA I wish i'd never sent you those pics  Wink

was thinking of you today, I saw a pigeon crossing the road and thought pigeon pie or not  Razz wasn't to be BA I slowed down and let it pass  Wink
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