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Blackadder Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:15 am Post subject: |
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Hell, I ain't paying!!
You want scooped out, use the cash you've squirreled away for this wedding of yours that's coming up and just live in sin instead!
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carol Collecting my 'Our Scotland' Pension!
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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you old skinflint
just started a 6 week programme at the gym, if this doesn't help the weight loss nothing will!! |
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Blackadder Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Carol, I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend your absolute right to be beaten for it. |
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carol Collecting my 'Our Scotland' Pension!
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:04 am Post subject: |
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doormats survive BA  |
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Blackadder Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:32 am Post subject: |
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Indeed they do. Give yourself a shake on the way out this morning!  |
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carol Collecting my 'Our Scotland' Pension!
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:46 am Post subject: |
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and you wonder why I don't take you seriously!!!
gym and swim this morning, still not quite slim  |
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Blackadder Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Gym, swim, slim ... and you still can't do limericks??? |
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carol Collecting my 'Our Scotland' Pension!
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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if I was a male I'd say I was thick as a p****  |
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Blackadder Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Stop right there. Whatever small ability you might have is not enough! |
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carol Collecting my 'Our Scotland' Pension!
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:46 am Post subject: |
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if I was on full form you'd be flattened.
energy levels are low just now, healthy eating flew out the caravan window at the weekend downed by nearly a bottle of wine was good at the time  |
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Blackadder Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:28 am Post subject: |
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There's your problem right there! You're an alkie!  |
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carol Collecting my 'Our Scotland' Pension!
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:41 am Post subject: |
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a bottle of wine possibly once a fortnight does not constitute me being an alkie  |
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Blackadder Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:44 am Post subject: |
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| To a non-drinker like me ...... yes it does! I'll send the Temperance Society round to see you, shall I?? |
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carol Collecting my 'Our Scotland' Pension!
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:31 am Post subject: |
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I'm not quite ready for being carted away |
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Blackadder Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:51 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | I'm not quite ready for being carted away |
That's only your (unrequired) opinion!  |
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carol Collecting my 'Our Scotland' Pension!
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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well BA just think the worst scenario would be the both of us being carted away together  |
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Blackadder Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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Don't give your mind a treat! You being sectioned is a promise as yet unfulfilled.
It would never happen to me. I have a genius level intellect. |
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carol Collecting my 'Our Scotland' Pension!
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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hey BA if they section us together then we'll never be apart
I prefer rogues  |
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Blackadder Jim Baxter is God...........really!!!!

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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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I'll never be sectioned.
You will!!
I thought you preferred rouge??
Or is that Macnumpty??  |
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carol Collecting my 'Our Scotland' Pension!
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:29 am Post subject: |
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can't imagine Macnumpts as a Dolly Dimples  |
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