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kathyv · Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:42 am Post subject:

That's MUCH more like yourself Blacky! I'm glad to see you are feeling better! More your old self!

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Blackadder · Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:41 am Post subject:

You can't help yourself, can you? I'm beginning to harbour the suspicion that Baldrick's great-great-great-granduncle who was exiled to Australia but took a wrong turn and ended up in the States, may be your ancestor. They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Well, your tree has had a bumper harvest I shouldn't wonder! Evil or Very Mad

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mairead · Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:58 am Post subject:

And which tree did your apple fall from?
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Blackadder · Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:50 am Post subject:

The one in the Garden of Eden!!! Twisted Evil

(Can't believe you walked straight into that one!!!) Twisted Evil

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mairead · Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:36 pm Post subject:

The Garden of Eden? Do you really believe there was such a place? You are even more deluded than I thought then.
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Blackadder · Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:17 am Post subject:

It was an allegory, you old witch! You are indeed a daughter of Lilith!!! Twisted Evil

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mairead · Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:05 am Post subject:

heh heh heh, so you better watch out then.
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Blackadder · Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:29 pm Post subject:

My early-warning-system is always on alert for witches like you. You have zero chance of getting near me! Twisted Evil

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mairead · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject:

Don't be counting your chickens too fast. I have a first class, top of the range antennae.
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Blackadder · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:25 pm Post subject:

mairead · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:53 pm Post subject:

Not at all. It's an highly expensive rat finder so you should be no problem to locate
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Blackadder · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:16 pm Post subject:

Come on ... everyone knows the problems you have with technology. They're really growing out of your head like ants antennae, aren't they?? However if its rats you're after ... you'll find Baldrick quite easy .,.. and you can take that any way you like!!! Twisted Evil

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mairead · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:48 am Post subject:

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Blackadder · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:49 am Post subject:

I see you got that one quickly! How clever of you! Twisted Evil

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mairead · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:44 pm Post subject:

Nae flies on this lady
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Blackadder · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:12 pm Post subject:

That's because you swallow them as soon as they land!

Shocked

So YOU'RE the one that song's about!!! Twisted Evil

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mairead · Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:54 am Post subject:

Among others. Wink

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Blackadder · Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:55 am Post subject:

Don't think you caught my meaning to the song ... so here it is (in full)!

I know an old crone who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die

I know an old crone who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die

I know an old crone who swallowed a bird
How absurd to swallow a bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die

I know an old crone who swallowed a cat
Imagine that. She swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

I know an old crone who swallowed a dog
What a hog to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

I know an old crone who swallowed a goat
Opened her throat and down went the goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

I know an old crone who swallowed a cow
I don't know how she swallowed the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

I know an old crone who swallowed a horse
Yes ... it's Mairead of course! Twisted Evil

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mairead · Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:36 pm Post subject:

Yes I remember that song welll only it was sung about an old lady. not an old crone you muppet Laughing

Caught your meaning alright, just chose to ignore it. Wink

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